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Get Along, Little Duckie



“Gotta get home before sundown. Yup.”

See the rest of the duck’s adventures in Dallas, Texas here.

Lone Star Street Cheese



“Hi this is Cheese from the Duckshow. Today we are going to be talking to duckies in the Lone Star State! Yeehaw!”


Cheese: “Here comes a couple of Cowducks. Hello there. Can I ask you a couple of questions about your Lone Star State?”

Buck Duck:”Howdy. You sure can.”
Joe Bob:”Yup.”


Cheese:”Is it always this hot out here?”

Buck Duck:”Sometimes it gets so hot out here the hens are layin’ boiled eggs.”
Joe Bob:”Yup.”

Cheese:”What’s a day like in the day of a cowduck?”

Buck Duck:”There’s a lot that goes on out there on the range. Why don’t ya come on over for supper and I’ll tell ya. I can cook biscuits and gravy like nobody’s business. I live just over yonder.”
Joe Bob:”Yup.”

Cheese:”Sounds good!”

Buck Duck:”Just head on over when you’re done.”


Cheese: “Hello there, I’m Cheese, and you are..”

Debbie Sue:”I’m Debbie Sue, but you can call me Deb.”

Cheese:”Okay, Deb. How would you describe what you are wearing?”

Debbie Sue:”This outfit? I’d call it Texas chic. I got it at Western Warehouse. I’m fixin’ to go out for some Tex-mex. Wanna come along?”

Cheese:”I’ll have to take a rain check. I’ve been invited to eat with the cowducks.”

Debbie Sue:”Careful, Buck Duck will talk your ear off. Hehe.”


Cheese:”Oh, look who showed up. The Lone Quacker!”

Lone Quacker:”Well, howdy!”

Cheese:”Caught any criminals today?”

Lone Quacker:”Nah, just spotted one feller trying to tag a tree. I let him go with a warning.”

Cheese:”Oh yeah?”

Lone Quacker:”He was trying to put a sticker on a tree. I believe it said ‘Duckshow’ on it.”

Cheese:”Oh (gets a little nervous). Well, I’ve got to go now. This has been Cheese with…uh…(whispers) Duckshow. I’ll see ya’ll later.”

Lone Quacker:”I’m not hard-a-hearing, ya know.”