“Hi this is Cheese from the Duckshow. Today we are going to be talking to duckies in the Lone Star State! Yeehaw!”
Cheese: “Here comes a couple of Cowducks. Hello there. Can I ask you a couple of questions about your Lone Star State?”
Buck Duck:”Howdy. You sure can.”
Joe Bob:”Yup.”
Cheese:”Is it always this hot out here?”
Buck Duck:”Sometimes it gets so hot out here the hens are layin’ boiled eggs.”
Joe Bob:”Yup.”
Cheese:”What’s a day like in the day of a cowduck?”
Buck Duck:”There’s a lot that goes on out there on the range. Why don’t ya come on over for supper and I’ll tell ya. I can cook biscuits and gravy like nobody’s business. I live just over yonder.”
Joe Bob:”Yup.”
Cheese:”Sounds good!”
Buck Duck:”Just head on over when you’re done.”
Cheese: “Hello there, I’m Cheese, and you are..”
Debbie Sue:”I’m Debbie Sue, but you can call me Deb.”
Cheese:”Okay, Deb. How would you describe what you are wearing?”
Debbie Sue:”This outfit? I’d call it Texas chic. I got it at Western Warehouse. I’m fixin’ to go out for some Tex-mex. Wanna come along?”
Cheese:”I’ll have to take a rain check. I’ve been invited to eat with the cowducks.”
Debbie Sue:”Careful, Buck Duck will talk your ear off. Hehe.”
Cheese:”Oh, look who showed up. The Lone Quacker!”
Lone Quacker:”Well, howdy!”
Cheese:”Caught any criminals today?”
Lone Quacker:”Nah, just spotted one feller trying to tag a tree. I let him go with a warning.”
Cheese:”Oh yeah?”
Lone Quacker:”He was trying to put a sticker on a tree. I believe it said ‘Duckshow’ on it.”
Cheese:”Oh (gets a little nervous). Well, I’ve got to go now. This has been Cheese with…uh…(whispers) Duckshow. I’ll see ya’ll later.”
Lone Quacker:”I’m not hard-a-hearing, ya know.”
