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Luigi: “What a nice-a day at-a Caesar’s Palace!”
Giuseppe: “Yes, yes. I’m-a getting a little-a hungry.”
Luigi: “Would you like-a some of my-a spaghetti?”
Giuseppe: “No. I would-a like a pizza pie.”
Giuseppe: “Now this is-a what I’m-a talking about!”
Luigi: “Fantastico!”
Stay tuned next week to see Guiseppe and Luigi’s adventures at San Gennaro in NYC’s little Italy. It will be magnifico!
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Ducktown Tavern! Need I say more?! A fine little establishment with an old Sands Casino Sign hanging on the wall inside. They also have their own Ducktown firetruck that is availabe for rent (I know what I’m doing when I win the lottery 
) Someday I want to actually hang out there with the Ducktown locals……but for now, let’s check out the rubber ducks’ Ducktown Tavern adventures. It’s not the first time the ducks have been to Ducktown Tavern. As a matter of fact, they visit every time they are in Atlantic City. After all, what’s not to love about a duck themed tavern?
Cheese Duck: “It’s been too long, Ducktown Tavern! We meet again! I hope it’s Mexican night! I could really use the “Mexican Fiesta Meal” right now! Arrrriba! Ah no, I forgot my sombrero!”
HiYa Duck: “Drinking beer doesn’t make one fat, it makes one lean…..against bars, chairs, tables, and poles.”
James Pond: “I’d like a martini….shaken, not stirred.”
Wild Bill: “They take kindly to ducks. That’s mighty nice.”
James Pond: “Follow the arrow.”
Cowduck: “Don’t mind if I do.”
Paparazzi Duck: “I hope that Ducktown fellow is inside! That’s a money shot!”
And with that the ducks walked into a bar……..
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What are some little cowpoke ducks gonna do when they hit the Atlantic City Boardwalk? Why don’t we just take ourselves a look:
Wild Bill: “Much Obliged.”
Mosey on into the best buffet this side of the Mississippi.
Wild Bill: “Don’t mind if I do.”
After fueling up at the buffet, Wild Bill gets himself into a few showdowns…..well…sort of…
Wild Bill: “This here Wild West Casino ain’t big enough for the both of us!”
Surf Duck: “I was just wondering how to get to the beach….”
And later on that evening…
Wild Bill: “This here Wild West Casino ain’t big enough for the both of us!”
Chief: “ME BIG CHIEF!”
It looks like feathers are going to fly this time!
The very next day Wild Bill had moseyed on into the Wild Wild West Casino to do a little gambling and a couple of more cowducks found themselves hanging out in front of the Wild Wild West Casino…
Buck Duck: “Looks like another lazy day on the….boardwalk.”
Chuck Duck: “Yup.”
Buck Duck: “Let’s see what’s rustling on the boardwalk.”
Chuck Duck: “Sounds mighty fine, yup.”
Buck and Chuck Ducks know when to hold ‘em and when to fold ‘em….
Buck Duck: “The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.”
Chuck Duck: “Yup.”
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Magic Carpet Duckie takes a ride down the boardwalk….
MC Duckie: “Rock the Casbah!”
MC Duckie: “Pass go and collect 200 dollars!”
Whoooosh!
MC Duckie: “This looks like a good place to call home for the weekend.”
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Here are even more scenes from Atlantic City!
Diva Duck: “I’ve been told here in Jersey that the higher the hair, the closer you are to heaven.”
Mardi Gras Marie: “Let the good times….roll the dice! I’m at Showboat Casino!”
Charlie “Ducky” Luciano: “If you have a lot of what people want and can’t get, then you can supply the demand and shovel in the dough.”
And if you think the ducks have had enough adventures, just wait…..they are going back for even more! Stay tuned!
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What would a trip to Atlantic City be without hitting the beach on such a nice day? Some of the flock find themselves on Jersey shore….
Surfer: “The beach! Gotta catch a Jersey wave!”
Patch: “Yarrrr! Gotta find me treasure!”
Snucki (Snooki+duckie): “Gotta work on my tan. Those seagulls can’t handle my style! ”
Patch: “Yarrrr! I found me treasure on the boardwalk!”
Already back to the boardwalk? What’s next? Stay tuned to find out!
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After all that late night gambling, the ducks decided to go for a little stroll on the Atlantic City boardwalk. Here are a few highlights from their adventures….
Jersey Duck #1: “Wow! What a nice day for a stroll on the birdwalk!”
Jersey Duck #2: “Don’t you mean….boardwalk?”
Jersey Duck #1: “Potato Potah-to.”
HiYa: “If those brassy birds try to eat my food I will serve them hot wing special….HiYa style! No one messes with the master’s food!”
Cheese Duck: “Candy apples and cotton candy! I love boardwalk treats! This puts a smile on my beak!”
Roman Duck: “Would you like-a some of my-a spaghetti-a?”
Pisa Duck: “Sure, let-a me just-a set down-a this Tower of Pisa.”
Stay tuned for even more Atlantic City adventures!
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Where did the ducks go on their holiday weekend? To Atlantic City! Here are a few highlights from inside the casinos…..
Vegas Baby: “It may not be Vegas, but I still feel like a star in the casino! I just love the smell of fresh casino air! Ahhhhh, quack!”
Tarty Ann: “Come on, K.G. Bird! Mama needs another vacation!”
Mardi Gras Duck: “Let the good times roll at Showboat Casino!”
Tarty Ann (at the gambling table): “Double down!”
Jersey-licious Duck: “Not for nothing, but it’s a good thing I got a good poker face.”
Vegas Baby: “Can you see me? Watch your step! I’ve been camouflaged by the casino carpet!”
Stay tuned for more Atlantic City adventures! Ding! Ding! Ding!
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Where did the ducks go this holiday weekend? Here is a little hint in a parody inspired by Boardwalk Empire staring Enoch “Ducky” Thompson….
Enoch “Ducky” Thompson: “First rule of politics, kiddo: never let the truth get in the way of a good story.”
Ducky Thompson: “We all have to decide for ourselves how much sin we can live with.”
Ducky Thompson: “Now…off to Babette’s Supper Club and then to the Ritz…”
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The fun seems to be never ending in Vegas. The flock really got round Vegas….of course it was an old stomping (or waddling) ground for some of them. Here are some of the last scenes in Vegas….until next time! Viva Las Vegas!
Diva Duck: “Fabulous, darrrrrrrrrling!”
Paparazzi Duck is back at it. This time he is in search of some exotic casino birds.
And back at the hotel room……
Duckie Love: “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I waddle by again?”
Cheese Duck (in a tub full of flower petals): “This is the life!!…for a rubber duck.”
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