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Let It Snow

“A friendly game of street hockey, anyone?”


The Annual Westminster Dog Show is this week at Madison Square Garden. Is there an occasion that I don’t have a duck for? I doubt it.

Rubber Duckie 911

“Yeah, I’ve been working this beat for about a year now….

“Do I write many tickets? We don’t have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we want. I think I’ll grab a quick snack here.”

“Sometimes people want a warning. I say, OK I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”

“You definitely have to have pretty thick skin, or else these people will walk all over you.”

“Sometimes upholding the law is messy, but you get by…one day at a time….”

Zorro Duck…The Red Caped Criminal

“Well, hello there Zorro Duck. How are you doing, sonny?”

“Give me all your money!”

“Hello there, Zorro Duck. Loving the new red cape and hat.”

“Gimme your purse!”

“Help me, somebody help me! I was just robbed by Zorro Duck!”

Zorro Duck was causing havoc all over Gotham City. Was something wrong with Zorro Duck? Had he lost his mind? Had he had gone from helping people to robbing them?

Of course not! This red caped criminal was not really Zorro Duck. He was merely posing as Zorro Duck so that he wouldn’t get caught committing his evil deeds. However, he did not consider that Zorro Duck himself would come looking for him sooner than later.

“Did you really think you could pose as me and not get caught?”
“Of course, you are no match for me, Zorro Duck.”

“We’ll see about that!”

So they duck it out mano-a-mano.
“Looks like you are out of luck, duck!”
“Well, looks like you’ve done it again, Zorro Duck. I’ll take it from here.”

“Zorro Duck, you are my hero!” Smooooch.
“All in a day’s work, madame.”

Who is this masked duck?

Did Zorro Duck change his disguise? Stay tuned to find out on the next Zorro Duck in the City…….coming soon!

Zorro Duck in the City

Duck Diego de la Vega AKA Zorro Duck goes to the city to fight crime.

After a long day of work at the diner, Tips leaves in hopes of spending the night out on the town. “I’m gonna shake my tail feather tonight at Club Quacker Jacks!”
Tips decides to walk home instead of taking the subway. “It’s just too hot down there today…they need some air condtioning down there!”
“Give us all your tips.”
“I don’t think so. I had to serve alot of cranky customers today for these tips.”
“Then we will have to take them from you!”
“Help me! Somebody help me!”
“Ah ha! Are you bothering this lovely waitress!?”
“Yep, whacha gonna do about it?”

So they “duck” it out, mano duck-a-mano duck.

“They are no match for Zorro Duck!”
“Oh, Zorro Duck! You are my hero!”
“All in a day’s work, Tips!”
Zorro gets a kiss from Tips and is on his way to fight more crime in the city.

Street Duck leaves his mark around Manhattan

“Hello, I’m Street Duck and I’ve been displaying my handy work all over Manhattan on ‘Hello my name is’ nametags.”

“Celebrities seem to like my name tags. Here is Amy Winehouse posing with my name tag.”

“Here I am on the Upper West Side. I decided to display my name tag on the subway entrance. Notice how I colored coordinated it to the train number.”
“Here I am in Greenwich Village. This is a special edition name tag. Sometimes I like to mix it up.”

“I had a couple of letters to mail so I said, ‘Hey, why not post some of my art?’ I had to move quick…like a ninja…so I didn’t fall in the box.”

“More of my handy work….Hey, maybe you will come across one of my name tags….or even me! Well, that’s all for today. Join me later for more adventures!” 

Taking the Duck Show to the Streets of Manhattan

Welcome to the Duck Show! I’m Cheese, spokesduck for the Duck Show, and today I’m taking it to the streets of Manhattan to meet some interesting folks!

“Hello there. What is your name?”
“Well Hi-Ya, do you have any words of wisdom?”
“Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.”
“Ever catch one?”
“Not Yet.”

“Hello there. You must be off to work.”
“Yeah I am, so don’t forget to tip your waitress.”
“Ever spit in anyone’s food?”
“Yeah, yours! I’m just kidding. You are a good tipper. Hee hee.”
“Let this be a warning to everyone. Don’t forget to tip your waitress!”

“Hello there, little duckling. Got any tricks you can show us on that skateboard?”
“Yeah. I’m going to ollie off that high ledge over there.”
“Now this I gotta see.”

“Wow! Amazing!”

“Tony Hawk, eat your heart out!”

“Hey there. What’s with the name tags?”
“I’m just leaving my mark all over the city.”
“Hey, don’t forget to leave some tags around the city for the Duck Show.”
“You got it! Look out for them!….Mind if I do a shout out?”
“Shout it out, baby.”
“This is Cheese, spokesduck for the Duck Show, signing out.”