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Category Archives: Tales of the Ducks

Street Duck is at it again….this time in Seattle

“Fits in very nicely. Good thing I am quick like a ninja. Quack!”

Street Duck makes sure the coast is clear after leaving his mark.

Street Duck: “This looks like a nice place for a stick up.”


The Ducks go to Central Park

After a long winter the weather suddenly got nice out, so the ducks decided to waddle through Central Park today.

“What a nice day to buzz around the park.”

“Ahh, a nice shady place out of the sun.”

Carnie ducks go to the Amsterdam Ave street festival in NYC

“What’s a two headed duck gotta do to get a funnel cake around here?”

“A street fair wouldn’t be complete without some sort of deep fried cookie/snack cake/candy bar.”

Quack Remedy? “Step right up to Dr. Pickle! We’ve got the cure for you!”

“Heehee! I am a quack up at the street festival with all my clowning around.”

National Tartan Day

This weekend the ducks went out to celebrate National Tartan Day. The first thing they did was head over to the Haggis cart for a snack before the parade.

It was such a nice day that Scotty decided to go for a swim in a fountain along the way. ” Scuze me while I take a quick dip-it has been a long winter.”

Before the parade Seumas warms up with some other pipers.

And Scotty gets a picture with a fellow Scotsman.


Rubber Duckie 911

“Yeah, I’ve been working this beat for about a year now….

“Do I write many tickets? We don’t have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we want. I think I’ll grab a quick snack here.”

“Sometimes people want a warning. I say, OK I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”

“You definitely have to have pretty thick skin, or else these people will walk all over you.”

“Sometimes upholding the law is messy, but you get by…one day at a time….”

Zorro Duck…The Red Caped Criminal

“Well, hello there Zorro Duck. How are you doing, sonny?”

“Give me all your money!”

“Hello there, Zorro Duck. Loving the new red cape and hat.”

“Gimme your purse!”

“Help me, somebody help me! I was just robbed by Zorro Duck!”

Zorro Duck was causing havoc all over Gotham City. Was something wrong with Zorro Duck? Had he lost his mind? Had he had gone from helping people to robbing them?

Of course not! This red caped criminal was not really Zorro Duck. He was merely posing as Zorro Duck so that he wouldn’t get caught committing his evil deeds. However, he did not consider that Zorro Duck himself would come looking for him sooner than later.

“Did you really think you could pose as me and not get caught?”
“Of course, you are no match for me, Zorro Duck.”

“We’ll see about that!”

So they duck it out mano-a-mano.
“Looks like you are out of luck, duck!”
“Well, looks like you’ve done it again, Zorro Duck. I’ll take it from here.”

“Zorro Duck, you are my hero!” Smooooch.
“All in a day’s work, madame.”

Who is this masked duck?

Did Zorro Duck change his disguise? Stay tuned to find out on the next Zorro Duck in the City…….coming soon!

Zorro Duck in the City

Duck Diego de la Vega AKA Zorro Duck goes to the city to fight crime.

After a long day of work at the diner, Tips leaves in hopes of spending the night out on the town. “I’m gonna shake my tail feather tonight at Club Quacker Jacks!”
Tips decides to walk home instead of taking the subway. “It’s just too hot down there today…they need some air condtioning down there!”
“Give us all your tips.”
“I don’t think so. I had to serve alot of cranky customers today for these tips.”
“Then we will have to take them from you!”
“Help me! Somebody help me!”
“Ah ha! Are you bothering this lovely waitress!?”
“Yep, whacha gonna do about it?”

So they “duck” it out, mano duck-a-mano duck.

“They are no match for Zorro Duck!”
“Oh, Zorro Duck! You are my hero!”
“All in a day’s work, Tips!”
Zorro gets a kiss from Tips and is on his way to fight more crime in the city.

Street Duck leaves his mark around Manhattan

“Hello, I’m Street Duck and I’ve been displaying my handy work all over Manhattan on ‘Hello my name is’ nametags.”

“Celebrities seem to like my name tags. Here is Amy Winehouse posing with my name tag.”

“Here I am on the Upper West Side. I decided to display my name tag on the subway entrance. Notice how I colored coordinated it to the train number.”
“Here I am in Greenwich Village. This is a special edition name tag. Sometimes I like to mix it up.”

“I had a couple of letters to mail so I said, ‘Hey, why not post some of my art?’ I had to move quick…like a ninja…so I didn’t fall in the box.”

“More of my handy work….Hey, maybe you will come across one of my name tags….or even me! Well, that’s all for today. Join me later for more adventures!” 

The Legend of Zorro Duck

“Help, help, the Diablos have keeednapped my daughter Senorita Rosarita!”

“Help me, help me, somebody help me!”

This is a job for Duck Diego de la Vega AKA Zorro Duck!

“Unhand Senorita Rosarita!”
“Then feathers are going to fly!”

“This is no match for Zoro Duck!”

“Like I said, this is no match for Zorro Duck.”

“Oh Zorro Duck, you are my hero!”
“All in a day’s work, Senorita Rosarita!”