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Category Archives: Tales of the Ducks

Zorro Duck’s Boardwalk Adventure


Zorro Duck finds trouble on the Atlantic City Boardwalk. Who Arrrrrrrre the perpetrators this time? Who will need his help? Will it be “Snucki” (short for Snooki Duck)? Stay tuned later this week for another adventure of Zorro Duck….this time on the Jersey shore.

Zorro Duck and the case of the “Lost Duck”


Let me preface this post by saying that I was not responsible for posting all the “Lost Duck” signs all over the city and I have no clue who is responsible for hanging them. I find them to be brilliant, but you could say that I am a little biased ;)   Anyway, a few of my friends told me about the signs and it gave me an idea….another adventure for Zorro Duck. So I made up some “Found Duck” signs. I searched out some of the “Lost Duck” signs today and posted my “Found Duck” along side them. I want to thank the person-wherever you are-for inspiring this story of Zorro Duck and the case of the “Lost Duck”……….and I hope you find your rubber duck ;)

Today as Zorro Duck flies through Gotham City he comes upon a sign outside the Village Voice head quarters.

Zorro Duck : “It appears that a rubber duck is lost in the city! This looks like a job for Zorro Duck! I must find this little lost guy!”

Zorro Duck starts by searching the bowels of the subway.

Zorro Duck: “It’s a dirty job, but someone’s got to do it!”

After having no luck in the subway, Zorro Duck scours the little shops on Canal Street.

Zorro Duck: “Excuse me little ladies, have you seen a wee little duck around here?”

Dolls : “No, we have not a duck around here…and if one were to come around here it would be served with duck sauce.”

Zorro Duck: “Ahh! Those dolls weren’t joking! I must hurry my search and high tail it out of here!”

Zorro Duck: “More signs!”

Meanwhile……..the lost duck waddles the streets…”Squeak, squeak.”

Zorro Duck: “Wait….did I just hear someone say, “squeak, squeak?”

“Squeak, squeak!”

Zorro Duck follows the squeaking all the way to the Kid Robot store.

Zorro Duck: “There you are, little lost duck!”

Lost Duck: “Zorro Duck! Am I glad to see you! I was couped up in the bathroom all winter long and wanted to go for a summer stroll…and then I couldn’t find my way back home!”

Zorro Duck: “Well let’s get you home…stat!”

The End

Zorro Duck in the Big Easy


What quackery lurks in the Big Easy? Read on and find out for yourself as Zorro Duck fights crime in New Orleans….

Cajun Clyde: “This is the place! This is the place that sells the golden Mardi Gras beads! Let’s go get them, Mardi Mallard!”

Mardi Mallard: “I’ve got them! Finally nabbed them when no one was looking! Ahahaha, quack!”

Cajun Clyde: “Now we can take these golden beads beads and fly to South America where we will trade them for lots of money!”

Mardi Mallard: “Yes! We will live like rich free birds! But first let’s celebrate! Ahahaha, quack!”

Unfortunately the villianous fowls get too drunk and forget the golden beads.

Canard Claudette: “I must have taken a wrong turn…too many frozen Hurricanes I suppose…heeheehee…what’s this?”

Canard Claudette: “Oh, pretty golden beads!”

The villianous fowls go looking for the golden beads when they realized their stupidity.

 

Cajun Clyde: “Uh huh! I found them!”

Mardi Mallard: “Give us those beads or else!”

Canard Claudette: “No! Never!”

Cajun Clyde: “Then we will have to take them ourselves!”

Canard Claudette: “Help me! Somebody help me!”

Zorro Duck: “Did I just hear someone say ‘Help me, somebody help me?”

Zorro Duck flies in to save the day.

Zorro Duck: “Leave this madmoiselle alone or else!”

Cajun Clyde: “Or else what!?”

Mardi Mallard: “Yeah, what? Ahaha, quack!”

Zorro Duck: “Or else I will have to kick both your Big Easy butts!”

The villainous fowls think they can take Zorro Duck….but they are no match for him. He didn’t even need his sword!

The villainous fowls take off running. Once again Zorro Duck save the day.

Canard Claudette: “Zorro Duck! You are my hero!”

Zorro Duck: “All in a days work, mademoiselle! Now go return the golden beads to the Jewerly store and you will be rewarded at the next Mardi Gras with thousands of beads!”

Canard Claudette: “Will do!”   *Smoooooooch*

She gives him a smooch and returns the golden beads to the jewelry store and Zorro Duck flies off to his next adventure.

La Fin.

Snow Day


“Hey, Susie Snowboard! It’s snowing out today! Let’s go hit the city stoops!”

“Weeeeeee! Nothing like stoop skiing and snowboarding!”

Later that day……….

Ducktown Tavern Adventures


Tartyann: “This way! This way, Cheese! Look what I have found!”

Tartyann: “It’s a duck tavern right in the heart of Atlantic City! Hee!”

Cheese: “Wow! Ducktown Tavern! How did they know we were coming?!”

Tartyann: “And they are open 24 hours! Sounds like my kind of place! Heehee!”

Tartyann: “And there are rules to be broken. Rules are for the birds…well , except for us birds! Heeheehee.”
Cheese: “I wonder if there are any early bird specials?”
Cheese: “Three Happy Hours a day!!!! Now that puts a smile on my beak, quack!”

Atlantic City Adventures


Poker Duck: “All aboard the ACES train! It’s off to AC we go, quack!”

Poker Duck: “Now……off to the casino for a little Texas Hold ‘em!”

Ducksino: “Come in this house if you are a high rolling double down duck!”

Vegas Baby: “Don’t mind if I do!”
Cheese Duck: “Looks like we are on our own today on the boardwalk. The locals aren’t sharing their food today.”

Senseis Save the Day


HiYa Duck: “I am the sensei!”
Kung Pao Duck: “No! I am sensei!”

HiYa: “This town is not big enough for the both of us!”
Kung Pao: “Then you leave! You just bloated bird full of hot air!”
It looks like there may be a karate chop showdown……Cue music of The Good The Bad and The Ugly…

And just across the street on a city stoop…
Joe Bob Cowduck: “Hey Buck…where is your red cowboy hat?….and what are we doing on a stoop in the middle of Manhattan? “
Buck Duck: “I think we flew too far north….Yup…..my hat….Some asian duck swiped it off my head, I think….yup.”

Just as HiYa and Kung Pao were getting ready to karate chop each other……along comes trouble.

TartyAnn: “Ahhhh! Can you two help a wee little Scottish duck out? Save me from those devious devil ducks!”

Kung Pao: “Stop right there. You no match for Sensei Kung Pao!”
HiYa: “Mess with me and I will strike with my my signature wing smack!”
Devil Ducks: “Ahahahaha!”

Feathers fly…

And HiYa and Kung Pao manage to chase off the devils with a series of karate chops.

TartyAnn: “Thank you both! All that running’s made me a thirsty bird. I’m off to the pub for a pint of Red MacGregor. See you two later!”
As for the cowducks….Buck Cowduck got his red cowboy hat back and they flew the stoop.
Joe Bob Cowduck: “Time to head back to the range.”
Buck Duck: “Yup.”

And HiYa and Kung Pao continued to argue over who is the sensei.

HiYa: “I am the sensei!”
Kun Pao: “I am sensei!”…..

“Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaa!”


Who is this villainous fowl that comes to Gotham City to create chaos and cause mischief? Stay tuned……..

Duck Adventures the City


With such a nice day, the ducks go down to Soho for some summer fun.
Shopping Duck: “What recession? Put it on my American Duckspress.”

Street Duck: “This looks like a good place for a stick up. Tagged!”

Jazzy Duck: “I’m jazzed about this big cone of soft serve ice cream! It pleases my sweet beak!”
Hattie: “I love me some street snacks! Nothing beats NYC street pretzels! A bird’s gotta get her bread fix!”

A Day in Central Park


What would summer be without a trip to Central Park. Sometimes you just gotta get out of the city…..well, sort of….But first, a quick stop for some Mister Softee ice cream.
GoGo: “Hey! Mister Softee is back after the long winter! You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!”

Once inside the park, the ducks visit the duck pond. Unfortunately most of the ducks that hang around the pond were napping in the shade. D. Lure decides to catch a fish…… D. Lure: “They say you can catch a chicken of the sea around here. I can’t wait to sink my beak into one of those fresh sea chickens! I’ve been eating that canned stuff all winter long.”…..We are not at the “sea”…..but I won’t tell D. Lure that.

Duckathon: “It’s a nice day for a run in the park.”


Cheese: “Hey Duckathon! Wait up! Like my new workout gear?!……Ok…whew! I think I’ve had enough….I’m thinking some of that Mr. Softee ice cream would be quite tasty right now. What do you say?”
Duckathon: “You’ve only been running for 5 minutes!”