Who is this villainous fowl that comes to Gotham City to create chaos and cause mischief? Stay tuned……..
With such a nice day, the ducks go down to Soho for some summer fun.
Shopping Duck: “What recession? Put it on my American Duckspress.”

Street Duck: “This looks like a good place for a stick up. Tagged!”

Jazzy Duck: “I’m jazzed about this big cone of soft serve ice cream! It pleases my sweet beak!”
Hattie: “I love me some street snacks! Nothing beats NYC street pretzels! A bird’s gotta get her bread fix!”
What would summer be without a trip to Central Park. Sometimes you just gotta get out of the city…..well, sort of….But first, a quick stop for some Mister Softee ice cream.
GoGo: “Hey! Mister Softee is back after the long winter! You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!”

Once inside the park, the ducks visit the duck pond. Unfortunately most of the ducks that hang around the pond were napping in the shade. D. Lure decides to catch a fish…… D. Lure: “They say you can catch a chicken of the sea around here. I can’t wait to sink my beak into one of those fresh sea chickens! I’ve been eating that canned stuff all winter long.”…..We are not at the “sea”…..but I won’t tell D. Lure that.

Duckathon: “It’s a nice day for a run in the park.”

Cheese: “Hey Duckathon! Wait up! Like my new workout gear?!……Ok…whew! I think I’ve had enough….I’m thinking some of that Mr. Softee ice cream would be quite tasty right now. What do you say?”
Duckathon: “You’ve only been running for 5 minutes!”
After a long, harsh winter the flock steps out for a breath of fresh…er..uh..city air.
Cheese: “Ah, the subway wind beneath my wings again.”
Ducks: “To FAO Schwartz!”
Manhattan Baby Doll (AKA Hattie for short) chats up some of the locals: “Why did the duck cross the road?….To prove he wasn’t chicken!”
Sitting Duck: “Why do I feel like I’m being followed?”
Cheese plays Hide and Seek.
HiYa Duck: “For the last time…I will not pull your finger!”
The flock had quite an adventure at FAO Schwartz! You can see more of their adventures on flickr.
With temperatures almost reaching 60 degrees today, Cheese Duck decided to go for a nice waddle in the city. Unfortunately a group of prankster devils decided to follow Cheese and play some April Fool’s Day jokes on the clueless duck.
Cheese Duck: “Why do I feel like I am being followed…?”
Little did the Devils know, Cheese was not such an easy target. Looks like the joke was on them. Cheese Duck had “cut the cheese” and they were downwind.
Cheese Duck: “Pfffffft. Ahh. Heeheehee.”
Happy April Fool’s Day!
Cheese Duckie: “Hello! I’m at here at Westminster trying not to squeak and be mistaken for a chew toy! Right here the English bulldogs are competing for best in breed. I have never seen so many sexy bitches in one place at one time! Bow (chick-a) wow wow!”

Duckhound: “Release the hounds! They are all so ‘fetching.’ It must be that greyhound gallop!”

Hero Duckie: “I see you checking me out, dalmation! That’s because I’m smokin’ !”

Paparazzi: “Vegas Baby! Over here, Vegas Baby! Do you have any plans for the rest of the year, Ms. Baby?”
Vegas Baby: “I’m working on a clothing line called “DCUK” -duck collection UK-and a new perfume called “Eau du Bebe.” I’m also planning on attending Duckfest 09 in NYC.”
Spidey and Cheese pose for a picture.
Cheese, glamous Cheese posing in front of the Hollywood sign.
Street Duck is up to his usual quackiness putting Duckshow stickers up all over the city. “This looks like a good place for a stick up!”
Director Duck finds his way to the red carpet. “Duckshow take 2!”
What would a trip to Hollywood be without a trip down the Hollywood walk of fame?

ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Cheese (duck): Ahhhh! No more showers for me! Don’t look up! There are killer birds up there!

BIG BIRD
Cheese: Can You tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

VANNA WHITE
Cheese: I’d like to buy a vowel, please.

CHUCK NORRIS
Director Duck: Texas, Walker Ranger take 1.

DAVID HASSELHOFF
Duckie Love (duck): Don’t hassel the Hoff!
“Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell quack….Jingle bell squeaks from my jingle bell beak!”

“Duck the halls with flocks of duckies, Fa la la la laaaa, la la la quaaaack!”

“”Walking in a winter Hollywoodland!”