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Explorer Duck Takes NYC


It wasn’t so easy for Explorer Duck to get to NYC. After waiting for the duck to come in the mail, it had to be rescued from the post office. And-it was by accident from having to retrieve another package (full of ducks, coincidentally) that the post office worker found the box with Explorer Duck (waiting inside restlessly to be released into the Big Apple).  I’m convinced my post office is up to something….I’m expecting ransom notes from them any day now saying…..”Pay up or the duck gets it!” But enough about the USPS. Let’s get on with Explorer Duck and her NYC stay….

First order of business….the traditional welcome form the Duckshow crew. “Surprise!”

And they partied the night away in true NYC duckie fashion. “Woot, woot, quack!” The next day Explorer Duck headed out to see the sights of the city. After getting a metrocard, she waddles onto the Q train (or “Q”uack train if you’re a duck).

First stop-Ground Zero!

Next stop-Brooklyn Bridge!

Explorer Duck: “Perhaps I will take a swim in the East River.” Fun fact….Thousands of ducks are released to race for charities in that section of river behind her. Not only is she standing in front of a national historical landmark, but she is also standing in front of a rubber duck landmark. It seems we killed two birds with one stone in this picture (figuratively, of course).  Next stop….Grand Central Station!

Explorer Duck: “This is grand!”

Stay tuned for more of her NYC adventures. The next one is going to be Serendipitous!

Next Stop….OHIO!


The fourth stop on Explorer Duck’s travels is Ohio. What kind of adventures lie ahead for this traveling globe-quacker? I’m glad you asked (or I hope you did, anyway). Here are some highlights from her trip to Ohio:

Here she is at Glamorgan Castle! I thought castles only existed in Europe and other exotic locals-I was obviously mistaken.

Explorer Duck: “A castle! They really do exist in the US!”

And of course, what would her trip be without visiting the Pro Football Hall of Fame?

Explorer Duck: “How about those Packers?!”

Explorer Duck was also in Ohio just in time to bring in the new year…..wait a minute….how did she know the Packers were going to win the Superbowl when this picture was taken in December? Hmmmm. I’m going to have to consult her next year and play a little fantasy football ;)

Explorer Duck: “Happy New Year!”

And finally, she hangs out with some of the Ohio locals. What a crazy bunch! Perhaps too crazy?

Gene Ducky Simmons: “I want to quack ‘n’ roll all night and party every day!”

I guess that would be her cue to move on to the next city…..New York City! What awaits her there? Stay tuned to find out about that and about being held ransom at the NYC post office. Really!? Yes, really! But more about that next week!

Photos by Melissa.

Tales of Explorer Duck


It all started one day when a duck collecting friend of mine from Pennsylvania named Olivia had an idea….”Let’s start a duck chain”. What is a duck chain? Let me explain the duck chain and how it works (in non duckspeak)….. Olivia buys a duck. She begins by taking pictures of this duck (given the well-suited name “Explorer Duck”) in her city. She then sends the duck out to another duck collector in another city. That person keeps the duck for a while and takes pictures of it in their city. Then that person would send it to another duck collector, and so on.

Explorer Duck has already traveled to 4 cities in the US with more to come. Then the duck heads across the pond to the UK and the Netherlands! And-Duckshow is going to be updating this lucky ducky’s travels! Let’s take a look at some of Explorer Ducks adventures thus far:

It all began in Greensburg, Pennsylvania. Here she challenges the folks at Smokin’ Joes to a game of pool.

Explorer Duck: (talking about a previous game…er..hustle) “He called the case nine in the side, a two-railer. He bounced it off the point with a major choke, it banks it in the corner and he slips on the wrap, flips the stick out of his grip, and miscues. With ball-in-hand on the five I hooked him behind the six for the nine ride.” I hear she’s also good at darts.

Explorer duck also found time to hang out with the locals at Pat Catan’s for some arts and crafts.

Next stop….Canonsburg, Pennsylvania. Here are a couple of highlights of her stay there:

Here she is posing with Perry Como’s statue.

Explorer Duck (singing): “Don’t let the stars get in your eyes,
Don’t keep your heart from me,
For some day I’ll return,
And you know you’re the only one I’ll ever love!”

And here she is rocking out to her favorite band, Junk Fingers. (You can see her back there in the far left on the speaker.)

Then Explorer Duck was off to St. Paul, Minnesota where a flock of ducks were awaiting her arrival:

And I hear they had one hell of a party in her honor. Rubber ducks know how to party. If you have any doubts about their celebratory ways,  you obviously haven’t seen this clip:

Now you know.

Explorer Duck also visited Harriet Island Regional Park.

She then spent time enjoying the winter wonderland with one of the locals named “Bert.” She found him lovely, but knew that it would never work out with her traveling lifestyle…so she bid him goodbye and promised to write. Am I reading too much into these adventures? Perhaps….but that’s how we do it on Duckshow….with a little imagination and a lot of quackiness;)

Tune in tomorrow for her fourth stop…..Ohio! For now I bid you all adieu!

Photos by fellow duck collectors extraordinaire: Melissa, Olivia, Autumn, and Alena.

Amusing Duck….Hunt


When I first “layed” my eyes on this little gem I couldn’t help but be mesmerized by it’s duckish charm! I also got a good chuckle at the description of the duck on the front and back of the box.  Here is the back of the box:

And if the description isn’t amusing enough, here is the duck in “Bump N’ Go” action:

I have been wanting this duck for a long time, but it is almost impossible to track down online. Sure, there are imitations out there. But they just don’t measure up to this particular model. Then, suddenly I had an idea….I shall go on a Duck Hunt… for the elusive Amusing Duck! And what more logical place to hunt this duck down than in Manhattan’s Chinatown! Sound the gong!

So I made the trek to Chinatown. To cross or not to cross the street…that was the question. Not really. I was just getting mixed “signals” at the Bayard St. crosswalk.  I crossed (of course) going from stop to shop searching for said duck.

I brought a picture along so I wouldn’t seem like a complete moron when asking about this rare species of duck. I asked all the shop owners if they had seen this duck or knew where I could find it. Most of them laughed (or looked at me like I was nuts) and sent me to another street or shop in the area. After hours of hunting, I was growing weary from walking around in the frigid weather and decided to call off the search. Alas, my search was not successful…this time.

It wasn’t a completely wasted trip, I must say. I spotted tons of little rubber ducks in one of the shops. Had I been looking for those today, I would have hit the jackpot! As for the Amusing Duck….the hunt continues. Gaggle! Gaggle!

Snow Day Quackiness


Distant voice: “Hey, hey you guys, hey.”

Duckee Hill: “Do you hear something?”

Duckslope: “You mean that…’hey, hey you guys, hey?’…..yeah. Where is that coming from?”

* Cheese Duck’s head pops up from out of the snow *

Cheese: “Hey you guys. Whew, that’s better. How is it that I can float on water but not on snow?”

Duckee Hill (to Duckslope): “That Cheese is an odd bird.”

More Snow Day Fun


SO much fun was to be had in all the snow that had fallen this winter. The ducks couldn’t help but enjoy themselves in the fresh powder.

The ski ducks go out to test out the newly formed snow dunes…er mountains.

Ski ducks: “Weeeeeee!”

Duckslope and Duckee Hill build a snowman…er duck.

And a family of snowducks enjoy a day of basking in the snow.

Let it Snow


‘Twas the night after Christmas and in came a blizzard….so the next day the ducks decided to go out and play.

Ducks: “Yay! Let’s go play in the snow!”

Then the wind started to kick up.

Ducks: “Uh oh! It’s getting windy!”

And it was hard to see.

Ducks: “Who cares! Let’s play in the snow! Woot, woot, quack!”

And off they went!

Batduck and Robin in “Poker Face”


Deep in the bowels of Gotham City the Riddler schemes to take down Batduck and take over the city…

Riddler: I’ll just leave this riddle here for Batduck….then I’ll make my way to the Video Music Awards and wait for him. Heehee haha heehee!

…and off he goes-the Riddler is up to something very “fowl.”

Riddler: Ahaha hee hee!

As Batduck and Robin fly through the air to protect the city they spy the large card below.

Batduck: Look, Robin! It appears to be a riddle on a card….looks like the Riddler has been around here.

Robin: What does it say?

Batduck: It says, “How do you wake up Duckie Gaga?”

Robin: Well that’s easy, Batduck…..”Poker” face.

Batduck: Looks like the Riddler is after Duckie Gaga…and it’s on an 8 card which means he’s going to be at the VMA’s at 8pm….to poke Duckie Gaga in the face! We better get down there!

…and off he goes-the Riddler is up to something very “fowl.”

meanwhile at the VMA’s…

Duckie Gaga: Hello, little monsters! I’m just trying to change the world, one sequin at a time!

Riddler: Ahaha hee hee!

Batduck: Ah ha! Riddler! We meet again!

Riddler: Riddle me this, Batduck…What did the Batduck forget to do when the Riddler went to smack him?

Duckie Gaga: Duck!

Riddler: That is correct, Duckie Gaga!

Duckie Gaga: No, Duck, Batduck!

PoW! BaM! QwAcK! SmAcK!

Batduck saves the day and the Duckie Gaga! And the Riddler goes waddling off as fast as he can…..for now that is…

Duckie Gaga: Thank you, Batduck. I’m your biggest fan, I’ll follow you until you love me, papa, paparazzi!

Batduck: I’m kinda thirsty. Can you spare me a soda?

And Batduck saves the day….for now…what will the Riddler have planned next for Batman? Find out in the next episode…….

~The End~

There’s a New Hero In Town


Captain Duckamerica: “Justice and freedom for all duckkind!”

Captain Duckamerica! Keeping the subways safe in Gotham City!

Captain Duckamerica: “Gonna take a ride on the Q train!”

…Looks like Captain Duckamerica has some company…..seems some rogues followed him out of the subway…..watch out, Captain Duckamerica!

Luna’s Adventures in Duck-efeller Center


When we last left off Luna (the little duck visiting from Pittsburgh) explored the crossroads of the world AKA Times Square. She hopped into a cab to her next destination…..Rockefeller Center.

Luna: “Thanks for the ride across town, Mr Cabbie! Now for some exploration…Like my new scarf? It’s a little chilly out here and a duck’s gotta stay warm and look fashionably nize whilst in NYC.”

After getting out of the cab, Luna waddled through Rock Center.

Luna: “Here is where they put that huge Christmas tree! Must pose for a picture.”

Luna: “And here is where that ice skating rink goes! Looks like they are wasting no time getting that thing set up.”

Luna: “I wonder if that peacock will come out if I hang around for a while?”

Luna never came across that NBC peacock-but she did meet a mallard.

Luna: “Hello there, Mr. Mallard. How’s living here in Rockefeller Center?”

Mallard: “It’s just fabulous, rubber duckie. And that scarf you have on is just delightful…purple is the new black, you know.”

 

Next stop…Radio City Music Hall.

Luna: “Perhaps I will audition for the Rockettes. These bird legs can kick higher than one might think!”

Luna: “Long way up….I’d fly to the top….for a Klondike Bar.

Luna: “One last stop for the day…..The Late Show! I wonder if Dave has any Top Ten lists about rubber ducks?”

And with that Luna headed back to her luxurious hotel to take a bath…

Luna: “I gotta worsh up! Comic Con is just around the corner!”