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Whispers in the Palace…

Here ye! Here ye! At long last, Duckshow finally presenteth “Whispers in the Palace.” ‘Tis a parody of Shakespeare’s “Romeo and Juliet” with a twist. Enjoy!

One More Teaser…..

More scenes from the next majestic duck flick! Here ye! Here ye! ‘Tis going to be full of merriment and farce!

Stay tuned!!


Palace Gossip


Please enjoy another shot from the next stop motion duck flick by Duckshow….this time from the palace. What is all the quacking about? Find out soon!

Surely You Jest!

What quackery doth cometh to the Duckshire? Stay tuned for the latest duck flick…..coming soon to Duckshow!

Jester: “Uh oh…Something is amiss in the shire!”


Explorer Duck in London….Take 2


Explorer Duck has been traveling now for a year! Last we saw her, she was in Venice, Italy. And now she has headed back to Jolly Old England for a second time to see even more sites! Check out her recent adventures on flickr by clicking here. Enjoy!

Photos by Jennifer.

Rubber Duck Adventures at Comic Con

The ducks had a few adventures of their own at Comic Con. Lets’s see what capers the little quacky crusaders got themselves into!

Super D: “DC Comics! My favorite!”

Watch out behind you, Ninja! Here comes Batgirl!

Watch out above, Ninja! Here comes Batman!

Ninja duckie: “They are no match for me as I am quick….like a ninja…probably because I AM a ninja!”

Super D: “What’s this? Kryptonite? Who’s idea was this!!?”

Perhaps the evil guy in the background has something to do with it…..

Count Duckula: “I can’t take you anywhere, Zombie! We go to comic con and you come back with Wonder Woman’s head? Come on, dude.”

The Purr-fect Crime….Part 2

Last we left our caped crusaders, Catwoman was luring in Batduck with her feline charm….

Catwoman: “Well hello Batduck. You’re catnip to a girl like me….fetching, allurrrrr-ing, and to die for…..and I have 9 lives.”

Robin: “Batduck! Snap out of it! Riddler has run off with the Yellow Diamond Duckie!”

Catwoman: “Heeheeheehee, purrrrrrr, quack!”

Batduck: “Oh…sorry. I was under her feline spell, I suppose. Where do you suppose he has waddled now, Robin?”

Robin: “I’m glad you asked, Batduck. The Riddler just texted  another riddle. It says, WHY SHOULD YOU NEVER PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH A DUCK?”

Batduck: “That’s easy…..BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE A PEKIN. Get it, Robin?…It’s word play.”

Robin: “That’s Cheesy.”

Batduck: “I know…..but back to the riddle….Pekin duck…..Pekin….Pe…king! The King! Duckingham Palace! We better get there before he causes more trouble at the Palace!”

Riddler: “Ah, Duckingham Palace. Soon you shall be mine…but first I must defeat the Batduck!”

Batduck: “Give back the Yellow Diamond Duckie!”

Riddler: “What do I get in return?”

Batduck: “Not getting a swift kick in the tail feathers with my webbed foot!”

Riddler: “That’s not a fair trade!”

Batduck: “Then it looks like feathers are going to fly!”

Riddler: “Bring it!”

BaM! KaPoW! ZaP! ZoNk! QuAcKkkKkK!!!!

Batduck: “Don’t mess with the Batduck! Why do you never learn, Riddler?”

Riddler: “You may have won this time, Batduck…but I’ll be back!”

Batduck: “Maybe next time you can text Robin some less cheesy riddles. Haha.”

Duckess: “Thanks for saving the day, Batduck!” *Smoooooooooooooch*

Batduck: “Anytime, Duckess.” *blush*

The Purr-fect Crime…Part 1

The last time we saw Batduck and the Riddler, they went beak to beak over Duckie Gaga in “Poker Face” (click here to view). The Riddler got away, but he is back with a more dastardly scheme after meeting up with Catwoman. Just see for yourself in “The Purr-fect Crime”……..

Queen Elizaduck: “Look Duckess, Isn’t the Yellow Diamond Duckie the most beautiful jewel you have ever set your eyes on!”

Duckess: “Yes, it is indeed! It looks so nice here at Duckingham Palace.”

Just as Queen Elizaduck and the Duckess leave for afternoon tea, a felonious feline by the name of Catwoman sneaks into the palace with a plan of her own.

Catwoman: “I must have the Yellow Diamond Duckie! It is purr-fect for my lair.”

And so the Yellow Diamond Duckie goes missing…..

Meanwhile back in Gotham City….

Riddler: “My, my, what do we have here?”

Catwoman: “It is the coveted Yellow Diamond Duckie from Duckingham Palace. Isn’t it purr-dy..”

Riddler: “You know…..we should let Batduck know we have it so he will come looking for us and we can destroy him. Then we can take over Gotham City….then Duckingham Palace!”

Catwoman: “Sounds like the purr-fect plan……as long as I can keep the Yellow Diamond Duckie for my lair.”

Riddler: “Now, let me just go and text Batduck and Robin with a fun little riddle. Haha Heehee!”

Robin: ” Batduck, I just got a text from the Riddler….it says, WHY DID THE DUCK CROSS THE POND?……”

Batduck: “It seems the Riddler is up to something….but what is the answer to the riddle?….Hmmmm….Oh……TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!” The Riddler is up to no good across the pond in England…..but where in England?”

Robin: “Well that’s easy, Batduck…..The Riddler just checked into Foursquare…..but it appears that’s he’s at 47th and 5th….in Gotham City.”

Batduck: “That’s the diamond district. Let’s go see what this shady scoundrel is scheming.”

Batduck: “Ah ha! Found you, Riddler.”

Robin: “And he’s got the coveted Yellow Diamond Duckie from Duckingham Palace!”

Catwoman: “Well hello Batduck. You’re catnip to a girl like me….fetching, allurrrrr-ing, and to die for…..and I have 9 lives.”

What will happen next???? Will Batduck fall under Catwoman’s spell??? Will the Riddler get away with the Yellow Diamond Duckie??? What will happen to Duckingham Palace??? Stay tuned tomorrow for Part 2 of  “The Purr-fect Crime.”

Zorro Duck in “The Case of the Bird Flu Pandemic”

Dr. Canardo: “Ah ha ha haaaaa! I have concocted a special brew of bird flu for you, Quacker Jack!”

QuackerJack: “With this I shall wipe out the flock and take over Duckhattan!”

Quacker Jack: “Bird flu for everyone! Ha ha ha ha haaaa!”

Ducks: “Ahhhhhhhh!”

Quacker Jack: “Ah, this should be fun. Hello there, Sweetbeaks. Want some bird fluuuuuuuuu?”

Daisy Duck: “Help me! Somebody help me!”

Zorro Duck: Did I hear someone say “Help me, somebody help me?”

Zorro Duck: “Mess with the girl and you
will be a roast duck!”

Quacker Jack: “Is this some kind of….joke?”

Zorro Duck: “No, and I have a special brew of bird flu antibiotics to prove it!”

Quacker Jack: “Ahhhh ha ha ha ha haaa!”

Zorro Duck: “Not so fast, Quacker Jack!”

Quacker Jack: “Uh oh.”

Officer Bird Brady: “I’ll take it from here, Zorro Duck.”

Zorro Duck: “Take the bird flu antibiotics for the flock, too.”

Quacker Jack: “Until next time, Zorro Duck. Ha ha ha ha haaaa!”

Daisy Duck: “Oh, Zorro Duck, you are my hero!”

Zorro Duck: “All in a day’s work, Daisy Duck.”


A Couple of “Anatra di Gommas” at San Genarro…

For those who don’t know,the Feast of San Genarro is an Italian festival held in the Little Italy neighborhood of NYC to celebrate San Genarro as the Patron Saint of Naples. It was started by immigrant families in 1926. San Genarro is now an 11 day street fair held in September and draws crowds of people every year. This year a couple of Italian ducks….Luigi and Guiseppe….decide to waddle on down to Little Italy to participate in this feast.

Luigi: “Wow! It is a-so crowded out here in a-Little Italy! I’m a-holding this spaghetti, but I need to eat a-something besides a-spaghetti today. Let’s see what I can a-find.”

Luigi: “Oh, look! It is a-Vinny’s Nut House! And they have a-cotton candy, too. But I think I would like to a-find myself a calzone before I have a-some dessert.”

Guiseppe: “It is a-so crowded here in a-Little Italy. I have a-lost my friend Luigi. Luigi, where are you?”

Luigi (in the distance): “I am a-getting myself a Calzone!”

Guiseppe: “Well, good. Let’s see a-what else there is to feast on here at a-San Gennaro.”

Guiseppe: “Pickles. A-tasty and a-fresh. I wonder if they go great with a-my Chianti? A-probably not.”

Guiseppe: “Ciao! You look like a man who a-knows his Chianti. Do you a-know where I can get a-something to go with a-my Chianti?”

Chef: “Yes. Go one block and you will a-find yourself some magnifico Italian sausage to a-go with your Chianti.”

Guiseppe: “Now that is one a-long and a-spicy sausage! Mangia Mangia! I’ll take two!”

Luigi: “Now it is a-time to get myself a souvenir. Guiseppe, where are you?”

Guiseppe (in the distance):” I’m eating my a-spicy a-sausage!”

Luigi: “Looks like I’m a-going to need a-one of those little Italian a-footballs. We are going to need it after all of this a-feasting!”