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Ducktown Tavern Adventures


Tartyann: “This way! This way, Cheese! Look what I have found!”

Tartyann: “It’s a duck tavern right in the heart of Atlantic City! Hee!”

Cheese: “Wow! Ducktown Tavern! How did they know we were coming?!”

Tartyann: “And they are open 24 hours! Sounds like my kind of place! Heehee!”

Tartyann: “And there are rules to be broken. Rules are for the birds…well , except for us birds! Heeheehee.”
Cheese: “I wonder if there are any early bird specials?”
Cheese: “Three Happy Hours a day!!!! Now that puts a smile on my beak, quack!”

Atlantic City Adventures


Poker Duck: “All aboard the ACES train! It’s off to AC we go, quack!”

Poker Duck: “Now……off to the casino for a little Texas Hold ‘em!”

Ducksino: “Come in this house if you are a high rolling double down duck!”

Vegas Baby: “Don’t mind if I do!”
Cheese Duck: “Looks like we are on our own today on the boardwalk. The locals aren’t sharing their food today.”

Senseis Save the Day


HiYa Duck: “I am the sensei!”
Kung Pao Duck: “No! I am sensei!”

HiYa: “This town is not big enough for the both of us!”
Kung Pao: “Then you leave! You just bloated bird full of hot air!”
It looks like there may be a karate chop showdown……Cue music of The Good The Bad and The Ugly…

And just across the street on a city stoop…
Joe Bob Cowduck: “Hey Buck…where is your red cowboy hat?….and what are we doing on a stoop in the middle of Manhattan? “
Buck Duck: “I think we flew too far north….Yup…..my hat….Some asian duck swiped it off my head, I think….yup.”

Just as HiYa and Kung Pao were getting ready to karate chop each other……along comes trouble.

TartyAnn: “Ahhhh! Can you two help a wee little Scottish duck out? Save me from those devious devil ducks!”

Kung Pao: “Stop right there. You no match for Sensei Kung Pao!”
HiYa: “Mess with me and I will strike with my my signature wing smack!”
Devil Ducks: “Ahahahaha!”

Feathers fly…

And HiYa and Kung Pao manage to chase off the devils with a series of karate chops.

TartyAnn: “Thank you both! All that running’s made me a thirsty bird. I’m off to the pub for a pint of Red MacGregor. See you two later!”
As for the cowducks….Buck Cowduck got his red cowboy hat back and they flew the stoop.
Joe Bob Cowduck: “Time to head back to the range.”
Buck Duck: “Yup.”

And HiYa and Kung Pao continued to argue over who is the sensei.

HiYa: “I am the sensei!”
Kun Pao: “I am sensei!”…..

“Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaa!”


Who is this villainous fowl that comes to Gotham City to create chaos and cause mischief? Stay tuned……..

Duck Adventures the City


With such a nice day, the ducks go down to Soho for some summer fun.
Shopping Duck: “What recession? Put it on my American Duckspress.”

Street Duck: “This looks like a good place for a stick up. Tagged!”

Jazzy Duck: “I’m jazzed about this big cone of soft serve ice cream! It pleases my sweet beak!”
Hattie: “I love me some street snacks! Nothing beats NYC street pretzels! A bird’s gotta get her bread fix!”

A Day in Central Park


What would summer be without a trip to Central Park. Sometimes you just gotta get out of the city…..well, sort of….But first, a quick stop for some Mister Softee ice cream.
GoGo: “Hey! Mister Softee is back after the long winter! You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!”

Once inside the park, the ducks visit the duck pond. Unfortunately most of the ducks that hang around the pond were napping in the shade. D. Lure decides to catch a fish…… D. Lure: “They say you can catch a chicken of the sea around here. I can’t wait to sink my beak into one of those fresh sea chickens! I’ve been eating that canned stuff all winter long.”…..We are not at the “sea”…..but I won’t tell D. Lure that.

Duckathon: “It’s a nice day for a run in the park.”


Cheese: “Hey Duckathon! Wait up! Like my new workout gear?!……Ok…whew! I think I’ve had enough….I’m thinking some of that Mr. Softee ice cream would be quite tasty right now. What do you say?”
Duckathon: “You’ve only been running for 5 minutes!”

Summer is finally back!


After a long, harsh winter the flock steps out for a breath of fresh…er..uh..city air.
Cheese: “Ah, the subway wind beneath my wings again.”

Ducks: “To FAO Schwartz!”
Manhattan Baby Doll (AKA Hattie for short) chats up some of the locals: “Why did the duck cross the road?….To prove he wasn’t chicken!”
Sitting Duck: “Why do I feel like I’m being followed?”
Cheese plays Hide and Seek.
HiYa Duck: “For the last time…I will not pull your finger!”

The flock had quite an adventure at FAO Schwartz! You can see more of their adventures on flickr.

April Fool’s Day Adventures


With temperatures almost reaching 60 degrees today, Cheese Duck decided to go for a nice waddle in the city. Unfortunately a group of prankster devils decided to follow Cheese and play some April Fool’s Day jokes on the clueless duck.

Cheese Duck: “Why do I feel like I am being followed…?”

Little did the Devils know, Cheese was not such an easy target. Looks like the joke was on them. Cheese Duck had “cut the cheese” and they were downwind.

Cheese Duck: “Pfffffft. Ahh. Heeheehee.”

Happy April Fool’s Day!

Westminster Dog Show Adventures


Cheese Duckie: “Hello! I’m at here at Westminster trying not to squeak and be mistaken for a chew toy! Right here the English bulldogs are competing for best in breed. I have never seen so many sexy bitches in one place at one time! Bow (chick-a) wow wow!”

Duckhound: “Release the hounds! They are all so ‘fetching.’ It must be that greyhound gallop!”


Hero Duckie: “I see you checking me out, dalmation! That’s because I’m smokin’ !”

Vegas Baby and the Hollywood Paparazzi



Paparazzi: “Vegas Baby! Over here, Vegas Baby! Do you have any plans for the rest of the year, Ms. Baby?”

Vegas Baby: “I’m working on a clothing line called “DCUK” -duck collection UK-and a new perfume called “Eau du Bebe.” I’m also planning on attending Duckfest 09 in NYC.”