Last we left our caped crusaders, Catwoman was luring in Batduck with her feline charm….
Catwoman: “Well hello Batduck. You’re catnip to a girl like me….fetching, allurrrrr-ing, and to die for…..and I have 9 lives.”
Robin: “Batduck! Snap out of it! Riddler has run off with the Yellow Diamond Duckie!”
Catwoman: “Heeheeheehee, purrrrrrr, quack!”
Batduck: “Oh…sorry. I was under her feline spell, I suppose. Where do you suppose he has waddled now, Robin?”
Robin: “I’m glad you asked, Batduck. The Riddler just texted another riddle. It says, WHY SHOULD YOU NEVER PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH A DUCK?”
Batduck: “That’s easy…..BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE A PEKIN. Get it, Robin?…It’s word play.”
Robin: “That’s Cheesy.”
Batduck: “I know…..but back to the riddle….Pekin duck…..Pekin….Pe…king! The King! Duckingham Palace! We better get there before he causes more trouble at the Palace!”
Riddler: “Ah, Duckingham Palace. Soon you shall be mine…but first I must defeat the Batduck!”
Batduck: “Give back the Yellow Diamond Duckie!”
Riddler: “What do I get in return?”
Batduck: “Not getting a swift kick in the tail feathers with my webbed foot!”
Riddler: “That’s not a fair trade!”
Batduck: “Then it looks like feathers are going to fly!”
Riddler: “Bring it!”
BaM! KaPoW! ZaP! ZoNk! QuAcKkkKkK!!!!
Batduck: “Don’t mess with the Batduck! Why do you never learn, Riddler?”
Riddler: “You may have won this time, Batduck…but I’ll be back!”
Batduck: “Maybe next time you can text Robin some less cheesy riddles. Haha.”
Duckess: “Thanks for saving the day, Batduck!” *Smoooooooooooooch*
Batduck: “Anytime, Duckess.” *blush*
