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Quacky Labor Day!

Seinfeld Diner

Here’s to all the hard working ducksters out there! Tips Duckie: “I didn’t go to college, but if I did, I would have taken all my tests at a restaurant…..because the customer is always right.”

Waitress Wisdom

Seinfeld Diner

Tips Duck: “I didn’t go to college. But if I did, I would have taken all my tests at a restaurant…because the customer is always right.”

A Duck Walks into a Bar…..

A drunk duck staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. The duck says, “I’m Jesus Christ.” The first priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” So the drunk duck says it to the second priest. The second priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” The drunk duck says, “Look, I can prove it.”…

It’s Nanerpus!

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“You can call me Nanerpus, Nanerpus. And guess what? I love Duckies!”

Got Milk?

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Tips the waitress gets in on the milk campaign action.

Zorro Duck in the City

Duck Diego de la Vega AKA Zorro Duck goes to the city to fight crime. After a long day of work at the diner, Tips leaves in hopes of spending the night out on the town. “I’m gonna shake my tail feather tonight at Club Quacker Jacks!” Tips decides to walk home instead of taking…

Taking the Duck Show to the Streets of Manhattan

Welcome to the Duck Show! I’m Cheese, spokesduck for the Duck Show, and today I’m taking it to the streets of Manhattan to meet some interesting folks! “Hello there. What is your name?”“Hi-Ya!”“Well Hi-Ya, do you have any words of wisdom?”“Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.”“Ever catch one?”“Not Yet.” “Hello there. You must…