By 2g1c2 girls 1 cup
Why should you never let a duck say grace at Thanksgiving dinner? Because they use fowl language.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Pilgrim duck: “Now, where is that tur-duck?”
What is a scarecrow’s favorite food to eat at Thanksgiving? Stuffing, of course. Heehee
One week and counting!
What did the scarecrow in the corn field say? “This is a-maize-ing!”
Pilgrim: “Ho ho ho! Happy Thanksgiving!