
By 2g1c2 girls 1 cup

One more reason to catch the Macy’s Day Parade on Thanksgiving! The Aflac Duck will be floating down 6th Avenue in the parade! Aflaaaaaaac!
Pilgrim: “Hello there. Have you seen a turduck (turkey-duck) running around here?” Chief Flapping Wings: “No. No I have not, Kemosabe.” Turduck: “Mooooooo.”
Waddling Bird: “The Pilgrims are coming! The Pilgrims are coming!” Chief Tumbling Dice: “Well, I guess we can forget building those casinos for a few hundred years.” Little Big Beak: “There goes the neighborhood.”
Scarecrow: “Hey Turduck, why are you hiding in the pumpkin patch?” Turduck: “Thanksgiving is just around the corner and turduckens are all the rage this year!”