Find out this weekend in “A Duck Walks into a Watering Hole.”
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Private Duck: “It could’ve been the way she wore her hair, but a dame like that was hard to forget.”
A ‘Fowl Fatale’ Walks into a Bar
More scenes from “A Duck Walks into a Watering Hole.” Meet Gretta Vanderbeak….. “She was the stuff that ruffled feathers.” “Of all the bars in all the world, she had to waddle into mine.”
Something Quacky This Way Comes
Witches: “Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.” First witch: “Black cats leaping everywhere!” Second witch: “Something fowl and something fair!” Third witch:” Hop on my broom and fly through the air….” Second witch: “Broom?…..We don’t need no stinking brooms! We just flap our wings” Witches: “Eeeeee hee hee hee heeeee!” HAPPY…
Halloween Dieting
Billy Bones: “You’re looking so skinny these days. How do you do it without exercising?” Skeletal Skippy: “I’m on the Halloween candy diet….you just eat 3 square meals of Skittles, Hot Tamales, and Twizzlers and a couple of snacks of fun size candy corn.”
Halloween Shenanigans
Boo Whoo Duck: “I don’t know….I think we waddled the wrong direction…” Jaguar Duck: “Please tell me there’s not a spider duck behind me….”
Halloween is upon us!
Halloween is a week away! So to celebrate it, Duckshow will be doing it Duck-o-ween style all week! Enjoy along with your Halloween candy! Ducks: “Quack or treat!”
I lift things up and put them down.
Planet Fitness has been running a commercial all over the country mocking bodybuilders. They use humor to appeal to those of us who are not muscle heads. It was brought to my attention that this “lift things up and put them down” guy has a page on facebook and 6,712 people “like” it so far!…
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