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Quacky Memorial Day

Free Hugs in Times Square

Hosted nearly every year since 1984, Fleet Week New York is the city’s celebration of the sea services. It’s a tradition in which active military ships recently deployed in overseas operations dock and the Navy, Marines, and Coast Guard enter the city to visit its tourist attractions. I found a couple of them in Times…

“A Duck Walks Into A Bar” Friday!

It’s Friday, and you know what that means! Another “Duck walks into a bar” joke! So, here you go: A Julius Caesar duck walks into a bar. “I’ll have a martinus,” he says. The Bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, “Don’t you mean a ‘martini’?” “Look,” Caesar retorts, “If I wanted a double,…

Explorer Duck Visits Holland!

In case you have just tuned in to Duckshow, a rubber duck (that was fittingly named Explorer Duck) has been traveling the globe leaving her duckprints everywhere. Duck collectors from every end of the earth have been hosting her in their cities. She has already been to some fabulous cities (including here-in NYC).  I must…

A Duck Walks Into a Bar

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. After his first sip, he hears a high-pitched voice. “Hey duck! Nice tail feathers!” it says. The duck looks around, doesn’t see anything, and quickly shrugs it off. After a bit, he takes another sip and hears the voice again. “Hey duck! Sweet sombrero! ”…

More Quackiness in Vegas

Here are a few more duckish scenes from Vegas: Mrs Geezer: “Where are the slot machines!?” Mr Geezer: “Where’s the buffet!?” Paparazzi Duck hides out in the bushes….just waiting for a celebriduck to pass by so he can get a money shot. Hail Caesar (Duck)! A run in with the Bronx Zoo Cobra on the…

Rhinestone Cowduck

Wild Bill: “Is this a mirage or something?” Wild Bill: “Wonder if I can valet my horse?” Wild Bill: “You gotta know when to hold ‘em, and know when to fold ‘em.” And with that, Wild Bill rode off into the moonlight with a pocket full of winnings. After all, they don’t call him Wild…

Pilgrimage to Vegas

Nun Duck: “I sure do have my work cut out for me here in sin city!” She’s come to save some fellow rubber ducks from all the temptations of Vegas! Contrary to popular belief, rubber ducks don’t all have squeaky clean reputations. Just see for yourself what goes on…… Poker Duck: “Jackpot again! Yeah! I’m…

Revenge is “Sweet”

The pinatas came back for their candy. Quacky Cinco de Mayo! Arrrrriba!

In the Flamingo Garden

Birds of a feather flock together…even in Vegas. Here are some adventures of the ducks in the Flamingo garden in Vegas….. Paparazzi Duck scopes out his next photo subjects. The Flamingos are known to bite, so Pap Duck has to be very elusive and quick to photograph these fanciful fowls. Duckie Love: “There must be…