By 2g1c2 girls 1 cup
Shakespeare Duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. “I can’t serve you.” says the bartender. “You’re Bard!”
First off, I must say that Opal London has a line of collectable ducks that is highly creative. My personal favorite is “Tarty Ann”….”the siren from the highlands” they call her. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more crazier, they come out with this little gem. This duck is the first of a…
Micheal Quackson: “Eeee heee, quack!”
A drunk duck staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. The duck says, “I’m Jesus Christ.” The first priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” So the drunk duck says it to the second priest. The second priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” The drunk duck says, “Look, I can prove it.”…
Sometimes being a rubber duck is not all it’s quacked up to be.
Duckey Puck: “Hockey, anyone?”
One night, a cop was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a duck stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat…
Smile! Summer is here and it’s almost Friday!
NYPDuck: “Respect my authority!”