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Stanley Duck

Duckey Puck: “Hockey, anyone?”

A Duck Walks Out of a Bar

One night, a cop was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a duck stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat…

Smile!

Smile! Summer is here and it’s almost Friday!

NYP…..Duck

NYPDuck: “Respect my authority!”

Quacky Memorial Day

Free Hugs in Times Square

Hosted nearly every year since 1984, Fleet Week New York is the city’s celebration of the sea services. It’s a tradition in which active military ships recently deployed in overseas operations dock and the Navy, Marines, and Coast Guard enter the city to visit its tourist attractions. I found a couple of them in Times…

“A Duck Walks Into A Bar” Friday!

It’s Friday, and you know what that means! Another “Duck walks into a bar” joke! So, here you go: A Julius Caesar duck walks into a bar. “I’ll have a martinus,” he says. The Bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, “Don’t you mean a ‘martini’?” “Look,” Caesar retorts, “If I wanted a double,…

Explorer Duck Visits Holland!

In case you have just tuned in to Duckshow, a rubber duck (that was fittingly named Explorer Duck) has been traveling the globe leaving her duckprints everywhere. Duck collectors from every end of the earth have been hosting her in their cities. She has already been to some fabulous cities (including here-in NYC).  I must…

A Duck Walks Into a Bar

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. After his first sip, he hears a high-pitched voice. “Hey duck! Nice tail feathers!” it says. The duck looks around, doesn’t see anything, and quickly shrugs it off. After a bit, he takes another sip and hears the voice again. “Hey duck! Sweet sombrero! ”…

More Quackiness in Vegas

Here are a few more duckish scenes from Vegas: Mrs Geezer: “Where are the slot machines!?” Mr Geezer: “Where’s the buffet!?” Paparazzi Duck hides out in the bushes….just waiting for a celebriduck to pass by so he can get a money shot. Hail Caesar (Duck)! A run in with the Bronx Zoo Cobra on the…