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A Duck Walks into a Bar…..

A drunk duck staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. The duck says, “I’m Jesus Christ.” The first priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” So the drunk duck says it to the second priest. The second priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” The drunk duck says, “Look, I can prove it.”…

Reality Check

Sometimes being a rubber duck is not all it’s quacked up to be.

Stanley Duck

Duckey Puck: “Hockey, anyone?”

A Duck Walks Out of a Bar

One night, a cop was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a duck stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat…

Smile!

Smile! Summer is here and it’s almost Friday!

NYP…..Duck

NYPDuck: “Respect my authority!”

Quacky Memorial Day

Free Hugs in Times Square

Hosted nearly every year since 1984, Fleet Week New York is the city’s celebration of the sea services. It’s a tradition in which active military ships recently deployed in overseas operations dock and the Navy, Marines, and Coast Guard enter the city to visit its tourist attractions. I found a couple of them in Times…

“A Duck Walks Into A Bar” Friday!

It’s Friday, and you know what that means! Another “Duck walks into a bar” joke! So, here you go: A Julius Caesar duck walks into a bar. “I’ll have a martinus,” he says. The Bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, “Don’t you mean a ‘martini’?” “Look,” Caesar retorts, “If I wanted a double,…

Explorer Duck Visits Holland!

In case you have just tuned in to Duckshow, a rubber duck (that was fittingly named Explorer Duck) has been traveling the globe leaving her duckprints everywhere. Duck collectors from every end of the earth have been hosting her in their cities. She has already been to some fabulous cities (including here-in NYC).  I must…