“Yeah, I’ve been working this beat for about a year now…. “Do I write many tickets? We don’t have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we want. I think I’ll grab a quick snack here.” “Sometimes people want a warning. I say, OK I’m…
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“I did it for the beads.”
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“Well, hello there Zorro Duck. How are you doing, sonny?” “Give me all your money!” “Hello there, Zorro Duck. Loving the new red cape and hat.” “Gimme your purse!” “Help me, somebody help me! I was just robbed by Zorro Duck!” Zorro Duck was causing havoc all over Gotham City. Was something wrong with Zorro…
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Duck Diego de la Vega AKA Zorro Duck goes to the city to fight crime. After a long day of work at the diner, Tips leaves in hopes of spending the night out on the town. “I’m gonna shake my tail feather tonight at Club Quacker Jacks!” Tips decides to walk home instead of taking…
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“Happy peanuts soar over chocolate covered mountaintops and waterfalls of caramel. Prancing nougat in a meadow sings a song of satisfaction to the worrrrrrrld!……the world.”
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“… I now pronounce you duck and duck!” A Vegas wedding is one of the few things that doesn’t follow the “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” slogan.
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The ducks head out to Vegas for a little R&R……well, more like a little T&T (tequila and tacos). Arriba!!
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