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Tag Archive: Rubba Ducks

Duckhound

The Annual Westminster Dog Show is this week at Madison Square Garden. Is there an occasion that I don’t have a duck for? I doubt it.

Rubber Duckie 911

“Yeah, I’ve been working this beat for about a year now…. “Do I write many tickets? We don’t have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we want. I think I’ll grab a quick snack here.” “Sometimes people want a warning. I say, OK I’m…

Happy Mardi Gras

“I did it for the beads.”

Zorro Duck…The Red Caped Criminal

“Well, hello there Zorro Duck. How are you doing, sonny?” “Give me all your money!” “Hello there, Zorro Duck. Loving the new red cape and hat.” “Gimme your purse!” “Help me, somebody help me! I was just robbed by Zorro Duck!” Zorro Duck was causing havoc all over Gotham City. Was something wrong with Zorro…

Zorro Duck in the City

Duck Diego de la Vega AKA Zorro Duck goes to the city to fight crime. After a long day of work at the diner, Tips leaves in hopes of spending the night out on the town. “I’m gonna shake my tail feather tonight at Club Quacker Jacks!” Tips decides to walk home instead of taking…

Can I help you enjoy that Snickers Bar?

rubber duck snickers parody

“Happy peanuts soar over chocolate covered mountaintops and waterfalls of caramel. Prancing nougat in a meadow sings a song of satisfaction to the worrrrrrrld!……the world.”

Wedding Wonderland Wedding Chapel

“… I now pronounce you duck and duck!” A Vegas wedding is one of the few things that doesn’t follow the “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” slogan.

Viva Las Duckies

The ducks head out to Vegas for a little R&R……well, more like a little T&T (tequila and tacos). Arriba!!