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Duck Duck Bar

So, one day my friend sends me a link to this place called Duck Duck Bar in Brooklyn. I thought it sounded too good to be true…..a bar with a duck theme. Alas, it was true! How could I not love this place! You can check out Duck Duck Bar here ! Even Cheese was…

Quacky Fourth of July

Let Freedom Ring! Ring Freedom Let!A quick joke: Why did the duck say “Bang!” Because he was a firequacker!

Happy Father’s Day

I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. “Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide.” ~Mitch Hedberg~

Summer is finally back!

After a long, harsh winter the flock steps out for a breath of fresh…er..uh..city air.Cheese: “Ah, the subway wind beneath my wings again.” Ducks: “To FAO Schwartz!” Manhattan Baby Doll (AKA Hattie for short) chats up some of the locals: “Why did the duck cross the road?….To prove he wasn’t chicken!” Sitting Duck: “Why do…

Happy Memorial Day

Summer Is Upon Us

Happy Friday! The ducks are gearing up for the summer. Cheese Duck: “I once saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, “Don’t worry, Dude. I won’t say anything.”

Dos more days until Cinco De Mayo!

Cheese: “Holy guacamole! It’s time for a fourth meal!”

Monday wisdom from the Sensei

“He who laughs last doesn’t get the joke.”

April Fool’s Day Adventures

With temperatures almost reaching 60 degrees today, Cheese Duck decided to go for a nice waddle in the city. Unfortunately a group of prankster devils decided to follow Cheese and play some April Fool’s Day jokes on the clueless duck. Cheese Duck: “Why do I feel like I am being followed…?” Little did the Devils…