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A Duck Walks Into a Subway…

I love stand up comedy almost as much as I love ducks. Mitch Hedberg was one of the greatest comedians of our time (in my opinion). Here’s a little joke of his that always makes me laugh….and it’s about ducks, of course…. Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into…

Love at First Bite

From the Duckshow Fan Page

I usually post my own duck photos to Duckshow, but today I decided to post some pictures from the Duckshow fan page on facebook that I am a huge fan of! This photograph was taken by Shelly Stein. She is a good duck buddy of mine and fellow rubber duck photographer She and I are…

More Summertime Fun

Cheese Duck: “Don’t mind me. I’m just going for a little swim in this fountain here.”

A Duck Walks Into A Bar…

A giraffe duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Do you want a long neck?” The giraffe duck says, “Do I have a choice?”

Oh, say can you squeak!

A Duck Walks into a Bar…..

A drunk duck staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. The duck says, “I’m Jesus Christ.” The first priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” So the drunk duck says it to the second priest. The second priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” The drunk duck says, “Look, I can prove it.”…

Reality Check

Sometimes being a rubber duck is not all it’s quacked up to be.

Scotty and the Popo

“We’re looking for a lad with no underpants.”

Stanley Duck

Duckey Puck: “Hockey, anyone?”