I usually post my own duck photos to Duckshow, but today I decided to post some pictures from the Duckshow fan page on facebook that I am a huge fan of! This photograph was taken by Shelly Stein. She is a good duck buddy of mine and fellow rubber duck photographer She and I are…

A giraffe duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Do you want a long neck?” The giraffe duck says, “Do I have a choice?”

A drunk duck staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. The duck says, “I’m Jesus Christ.” The first priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” So the drunk duck says it to the second priest. The second priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” The drunk duck says, “Look, I can prove it.”…

“We’re looking for a lad with no underpants.”

More HiYa hi-jinks….. HiYa Duck: “The city tries to play tricks on me. They cannot fool the master!”