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A Duck Walks into a Bar…..

A drunk duck staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. The duck says, “I’m Jesus Christ.” The first priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” So the drunk duck says it to the second priest. The second priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” The drunk duck says, “Look, I can prove it.”…

Stanley Duck

Duckey Puck: “Hockey, anyone?”

Mixed Signs

More HiYa hi-jinks….. HiYa Duck: “The city tries to play tricks on me. They cannot fool the master!”

HiYa sets the Soup Man straight….

Soup Man: “No soup for you!” HiYa Duck: “You will give me soup or I will open up a can of kung ‘pow’ on you!”

Ride That Duck!

A year ago I moved to Queens from Manhattan (to live in something bigger than a closet .  As I was walking around Queens I noticed all these DUCK kiddie rides just outside the bodegas. (How did that happen? Did they know I was moving out here?). So, I decided to take pictures of all…

A Duck Walks Out of a Bar

One night, a cop was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a duck stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat…

Smile!

Smile! Summer is here and it’s almost Friday!

NYP…..Duck

NYPDuck: “Respect my authority!”

Free Hugs in Times Square

Hosted nearly every year since 1984, Fleet Week New York is the city’s celebration of the sea services. It’s a tradition in which active military ships recently deployed in overseas operations dock and the Navy, Marines, and Coast Guard enter the city to visit its tourist attractions. I found a couple of them in Times…

“A Duck Walks Into A Bar” Friday!

It’s Friday, and you know what that means! Another “Duck walks into a bar” joke! So, here you go: A Julius Caesar duck walks into a bar. “I’ll have a martinus,” he says. The Bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, “Don’t you mean a ‘martini’?” “Look,” Caesar retorts, “If I wanted a double,…