A giraffe duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Do you want a long neck?” The giraffe duck says, “Do I have a choice?”
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Paparazzi Duck in the City
Paparazzi Duck: “The city is my playground.” Paparazzi Duck is part of the Paparazzi Bud Duck collection. See all of them here on the Bud Product site.
A Duck Walks into a Bar….
Shakespeare Duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. “I can’t serve you.” says the bartender. “You’re Bard!”
Summer Street Fair
Summer in NYC brings on a plethora of street fairs. Vendors sell all sorts of crafts and random items. And of course, there are the food vendors who sell corn on a stick, funnel cakes, fried snack cakes, and all kinds of street meat. Sometimes there are even carnival games. How could a summer go…
A Duck Walks into a Bar…..
A drunk duck staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. The duck says, “I’m Jesus Christ.” The first priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” So the drunk duck says it to the second priest. The second priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” The drunk duck says, “Look, I can prove it.”…
Mixed Signs
More HiYa hi-jinks….. HiYa Duck: “The city tries to play tricks on me. They cannot fool the master!”
HiYa sets the Soup Man straight….
Soup Man: “No soup for you!” HiYa Duck: “You will give me soup or I will open up a can of kung ‘pow’ on you!”
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