The Oregon Duck is running for President! I know who I’m voting for! Get ready to quack up as the duck announces his bid for Presidency. And apparently he has been campaigning in NYC! We spotted these photos of him on facebook
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Quacky Labor Day!
Here’s to all the hard working ducksters out there! Tips Duckie: “I didn’t go to college, but if I did, I would have taken all my tests at a restaurant…..because the customer is always right.”
Cheese Fountain?
Cheese Duck: “Ahhh, summer is almost over. I suppose I shall go for one last swim in the fountain before the swimming hole dries up. If this was my fountain, I would call it the “Cheese Fountain” and it would be filled with nacho cheese. I know, I know, that was ‘cheesy’…..I just can’t help…
Ride the Duck!
Her Majesty, the Queen gets around Queens, NY in style…… Her Majesty: “To the palace!” Her Majesty: “To Dairy Queeen! It’s hot and I fancy a milkshake!” Donald: “We ain’t goin’ nowhere. I’m out of order.”
Fourth of July Is Upon U.S.
GI Duck: “Hut hut hut! Get your BBQ Grills ready because the fourth is coming right for us!”
The Eagle…I mean Duck…has landed
Pilot Duck: “We have clearance, Clarence. Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?”
Quacky Friday!
It’s Friday, so here’s a little joke to start off the weekend….as told by Bob the Billduck….. Bob the Billduck: “I just saw King Kong and asked him to give me a lift to the top of the Empire State Building……but he told me he couldn’t because he had a plane to catch.”
If you build it, they will come.
Bob the Billduck: “Let’s see here……As soon as the outside of the building is done, I shall order 100 bathtubs and 500 cases of bubble bath….and some hot tubs for the penthouses on the top floors….” Bob the Billduck: “….and in the courtyard…..a nice sized pool. That ought to do it. A duck’s gotta prioritize…
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