By 2g1c2 girls 1 cup
It’s Friday, so here’s a little joke to start off the weekend….as told by Bob the Billduck….. Bob the Billduck: “I just saw King Kong and asked him to give me a lift to the top of the Empire State Building……but he told me he couldn’t because he had a plane to catch.”
Bob the Billduck: “Let’s see here……As soon as the outside of the building is done, I shall order 100 bathtubs and 500 cases of bubble bath….and some hot tubs for the penthouses on the top floors….” Bob the Billduck: “….and in the courtyard…..a nice sized pool. That ought to do it. A duck’s gotta prioritize…
James Pond: “The name’s Pond. James Pond. And I have a license to thrill.”
Sir Quacks-alot: “Whoa, Nelly! Methinks I will fetch an ale! What say you?”
In the warmer months some businesses will put out water bowls for dogs as a courtesy. Apparently there has been some confusion about who/what can drink from this dog bowl because the shop posted this sign above it. My friend Rudi came to visit NYC this week and saw this sign. He took a picture…
Like a speeding subway train, the weekend is finally here! Woo! Woooooo!
Tips Duck: “I didn’t go to college. But if I did, I would have taken all my tests at a restaurant…because the customer is always right.”
I was recently informed that January 26th (today) marks an anniversary and a holiday! Today is the day Mozart was born! And my Aussie friends have informed me that today is Australia Day! Break out the confetti! Happy Australia Day!!!!! Celebrate Mozart’s Birthday!!!
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