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Cheese Fountain?

Cheese Fountain

Cheese Duck: “Ahhh, summer is almost over. I suppose I shall go for one last swim in the fountain before the swimming hole dries up. If this was my fountain, I would call it the “Cheese Fountain” and it would be filled with nacho cheese. I know, I know, that was ‘cheesy’…..I just can’t help…

Ride the Duck!

duck ride

Her Majesty, the Queen gets around Queens, NY in style…… Her Majesty: “To the palace!” Her Majesty: “To Dairy Queeen! It’s hot and I fancy a milkshake!” Donald: “We ain’t goin’ nowhere. I’m out of order.”

TV on the brain…

NBC Duck

Teleduck: “Now….if I could only find the remote….”

Life in the Big City

Taxi cab duck

Cabbie: “Did someone quack for a taxi?”    

Fourth of July Is Upon U.S.

Fourth of July duck

GI Duck: “Hut hut hut! Get your BBQ Grills ready because the fourth is coming right for us!”

The Eagle…I mean Duck…has landed

Duck on a roof

Pilot Duck: “We have clearance, Clarence. Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?”

Quacky Friday!

Bob the Billduck in NYC

It’s Friday, so here’s a little joke to start off the weekend….as told by Bob the Billduck….. Bob the Billduck: “I just saw King Kong and asked him to give me a lift to the top of the Empire State Building……but he told me he couldn’t because he had a plane to catch.”

If you build it, they will come.

Bob the Billdick

Bob the Billduck: “Let’s see here……As soon as the outside of the building is done, I shall order 100 bathtubs and 500 cases of bubble bath….and some hot tubs for the penthouses on the top floors….” Bob the Billduck: “….and in the courtyard…..a nice sized pool. That ought to do it. A duck’s gotta prioritize…

Radio City Music Hall Birdie

James Pond Radio City

James Pond: “The name’s Pond. James Pond. And I have a license to thrill.”

A Duck Doth Rideth Into A Bar…

Mustang Sally

Sir Quacks-alot: “Whoa, Nelly! Methinks I will fetch an ale! What say you?”