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Tag Archive: NYC

More Wisdom from the Sensei.

Mixed Signals

Sensei says: “One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said “Didn’t you see the stop sign?” I said “Yeah, but I don’t believe everything I read.”

Bread Crumbs For All!

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The Oregon Duck is running for President! I know who I’m voting for! Get ready to quack up as the duck announces his bid for Presidency. And apparently he has been campaigning in NYC! We spotted these photos of him on facebook  

Quacky Labor Day!

Seinfeld Diner

Here’s to all the hard working ducksters out there! Tips Duckie: “I didn’t go to college, but if I did, I would have taken all my tests at a restaurant…..because the customer is always right.”

Cheese Fountain?

Cheese Fountain

Cheese Duck: “Ahhh, summer is almost over. I suppose I shall go for one last swim in the fountain before the swimming hole dries up. If this was my fountain, I would call it the “Cheese Fountain” and it would be filled with nacho cheese. I know, I know, that was ‘cheesy’…..I just can’t help…

Ride the Duck!

duck ride

Her Majesty, the Queen gets around Queens, NY in style…… Her Majesty: “To the palace!” Her Majesty: “To Dairy Queeen! It’s hot and I fancy a milkshake!” Donald: “We ain’t goin’ nowhere. I’m out of order.”

TV on the brain…

NBC Duck

Teleduck: “Now….if I could only find the remote….”

Life in the Big City

Taxi cab duck

Cabbie: “Did someone quack for a taxi?”    

Fourth of July Is Upon U.S.

Fourth of July duck

GI Duck: “Hut hut hut! Get your BBQ Grills ready because the fourth is coming right for us!”

The Eagle…I mean Duck…has landed

Duck on a roof

Pilot Duck: “We have clearance, Clarence. Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?”

Quacky Friday!

Bob the Billduck in NYC

It’s Friday, so here’s a little joke to start off the weekend….as told by Bob the Billduck….. Bob the Billduck: “I just saw King Kong and asked him to give me a lift to the top of the Empire State Building……but he told me he couldn’t because he had a plane to catch.”