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Duck Quackers….

Duck Quackers

Nutcracker: “Hey Ducks, got any nuts?” Chocoholic Chick 1: “No nuts over here….just 100% pure milk chocolate….” Chocoholic Chick 2: “Why are those nutcrackers staring at us like that? I hope they do not think we are nutty….like a chocolatey Snickers bar” Chocoholic Chick 1: “Yeah, that would be nuts!” Nutcracker: “Hey, did I hear…

Nutty Conversation

Nutcracker: “Hey Nut Quacker, you appear to have chipped a tooth on a nut.” Nut Quacker: “Hazelnuts got me. I gotta stay away from those or it’s going to be peanut butter for me next year!” Nutcracker: “That’s nuts!”

Nutcracker

Robber duckie: “Careful, Jailbird duckie, this guy goes straight for the nuts.”