James Pond: “The name’s Pond, James Pond. And I have a license to thrill.” James Pond: “I’m looking to play a little Texas Hold ‘Em….beware high rollers, they don’t call me 007 for nothing.”
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A couple of “Anatra di Gomma’s”
Luigi: “What a nice-a day at-a Caesar’s Palace!” Giuseppe: “Yes, yes. I’m-a getting a little-a hungry.” Luigi: “Would you like-a some of my-a spaghetti?” Giuseppe: “No. I would-a like a pizza pie.” Giuseppe: “Now this is-a what I’m-a talking about!” Luigi: “Fantastico!” Stay tuned next week to see Guiseppe and Luigi’s adventures at San Gennaro…
A Duck Walks into a bar called Ducktown Tavern
Ducktown Tavern! Need I say more?! A fine little establishment with an old Sands Casino Sign hanging on the wall inside. They also have their own Ducktown firetruck that is availabe for rent (I know what I’m doing when I win the lottery ) Someday I want to actually hang out there with the Ducktown…
Cowducks on the Boardwalk
What are some little cowpoke ducks gonna do when they hit the Atlantic City Boardwalk? Why don’t we just take ourselves a look: Wild Bill: “Much Obliged.” Mosey on into the best buffet this side of the Mississippi. Wild Bill: “Don’t mind if I do.” After fueling up at the buffet, Wild Bill gets himself…
Magic Carpet Ride
Magic Carpet Duckie takes a ride down the boardwalk…. MC Duckie: “Rock the Casbah!” MC Duckie: “Pass go and collect 200 dollars!” Whoooosh! MC Duckie: “This looks like a good place to call home for the weekend.”
Ducks Just Can’t Get Enough of Atlantic City!
Here are even more scenes from Atlantic City! Diva Duck: “I’ve been told here in Jersey that the higher the hair, the closer you are to heaven.” Mardi Gras Marie: “Let the good times….roll the dice! I’m at Showboat Casino!” Charlie “Ducky” Luciano: “If you have a lot of what people want and can’t get,…
Jersey Shore Shenanigans
What would a trip to Atlantic City be without hitting the beach on such a nice day? Some of the flock find themselves on Jersey shore…. Surfer: “The beach! Gotta catch a Jersey wave!” Patch: “Yarrrr! Gotta find me treasure!” Snucki (Snooki+duckie): “Gotta work on my tan. Those seagulls can’t handle my style! ” Patch:…
The Ducks Hit The Boardwalk
After all that late night gambling, the ducks decided to go for a little stroll on the Atlantic City boardwalk. Here are a few highlights from their adventures…. Jersey Duck #1: “Wow! What a nice day for a stroll on the birdwalk!” Jersey Duck #2: “Don’t you mean….boardwalk?” Jersey Duck #1: “Potato Potah-to.” HiYa: “If…
The Ducks Flock to Atlantic City!
Where did the ducks go on their holiday weekend? To Atlantic City! Here are a few highlights from inside the casinos….. Vegas Baby: “It may not be Vegas, but I still feel like a star in the casino! I just love the smell of fresh casino air! Ahhhhh, quack!” Tarty Ann: “Come on, K.G. Bird!…
Boardwalk Empire
Where did the ducks go this holiday weekend? Here is a little hint in a parody inspired by Boardwalk Empire staring Enoch “Ducky” Thompson…. Enoch “Ducky” Thompson: “First rule of politics, kiddo: never let the truth get in the way of a good story.” Ducky Thompson: “We all have to decide for ourselves how much…
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