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How casinos were conceived….

casino duck

“You teach us how to plant corn and we”ll teach you how to play poker”

How Indian Casinos Were Conceived…

Indian Casino duck

Pilgrim duck: “Show us how to plant corn and we’ll teach you how to play poker.”

More Holiday Hilarity

Pilgrim: “Hello there. Have you seen a turduck (turkey-duck) running around here?” Chief Flapping Wings: “No. No I have not, Kemosabe.” Turduck: “Mooooooo.”

Thanksgiving Shenanigans

Waddling Bird: “The Pilgrims are coming! The Pilgrims are coming!” Chief Tumbling Dice: “Well, I guess we can forget building those casinos for a few hundred years.” Little Big Beak: “There goes the neighborhood.”

Snow Dance

Chief Thunder Beak: “Oh..FOUR steps to the left and THEN three to the right…..what kind of dance was I doing?