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A Quacky Chinese New Year

Chinese New Year duckie

HiYa Duck: “A snake in the grass is worth moving your @ss, little Grasshopper.” Duckling Ling: “What about a snake in the house?” HiYa Duck: “When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length.” Duckling Ling: “Well then, I’ll see you later because there is a giant cobra in…

More Wisdom from the Sensei.

Mixed Signals

Sensei says: “One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said “Didn’t you see the stop sign?” I said “Yeah, but I don’t believe everything I read.”

More Words of Wisdom from the Sensei..

Sensei Says

Sensei Says: “A duck who sits on it’s tail is just another turkey, grasshoppers.”

Words of Wisdom From the Beak of a Sensei

HiYa Ducklings

The sensei gives some words of advice to the ducklings before they head out into the world….. “Kill not the goose that lays the golden eggs, grasshoppers.”

Sensei Says…

AC Sensei

“Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the internet and he won’t bother you for weeks.”

Words of Wisdom from the Sensei…

Do not feed birds

“A bird in the hand is better than one flying overhead.”

HiYa Duck and the Toy Store Monchichi’s

Monchichi

HiYa Duck: “For the last time, I will not pull your fingers!”

Happy Chinese New Year

Chinese New Year 2012

2012 is the year of the dragon. Rarrrh! HiYa: “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. 中国新年快乐….嘎嘎 !!”  

Words of Wisdom from the Sensei….

Sensei says: “Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the internet and he won’t bother you for weeks.”

A Duck Walks into a bar called Ducktown Tavern

Ducktown Tavern! Need I say more?! A fine little establishment with an old Sands Casino Sign hanging on the wall inside. They also have their own Ducktown firetruck that is availabe for rent (I know what I’m doing when I win the lottery ) Someday I want to actually hang out there with the Ducktown…