
Sensei Says: A friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly “quacked.”
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Sensei Says: A friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly “quacked.”

HiYa Duck: “A snake in the grass is worth moving your @ss, little Grasshopper.” Duckling Ling: “What about a snake in the house?” HiYa Duck: “When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length.” Duckling Ling: “Well then, I’ll see you later because there is a giant cobra in…

Sensei says: “One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said “Didn’t you see the stop sign?” I said “Yeah, but I don’t believe everything I read.”

Sensei Says: “A duck who sits on it’s tail is just another turkey, grasshoppers.”

The sensei gives some words of advice to the ducklings before they head out into the world….. “Kill not the goose that lays the golden eggs, grasshoppers.”

“Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the internet and he won’t bother you for weeks.”

“A bird in the hand is better than one flying overhead.”

HiYa Duck: “For the last time, I will not pull your fingers!”