Witches: “Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.” First witch: “Black cats leaping everywhere!” Second witch: “Something fowl and something fair!” Third witch:” Hop on my broom and fly through the air….” Second witch: “Broom?…..We don’t need no stinking brooms! We just flap our wings” Witches: “Eeeeee hee hee hee heeeee!” HAPPY…
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Halloween Dieting
Billy Bones: “You’re looking so skinny these days. How do you do it without exercising?” Skeletal Skippy: “I’m on the Halloween candy diet….you just eat 3 square meals of Skittles, Hot Tamales, and Twizzlers and a couple of snacks of fun size candy corn.”
Halloween Shenanigans
Boo Whoo Duck: “I don’t know….I think we waddled the wrong direction…” Jaguar Duck: “Please tell me there’s not a spider duck behind me….”
Halloween is upon us!
Halloween is a week away! So to celebrate it, Duckshow will be doing it Duck-o-ween style all week! Enjoy along with your Halloween candy! Ducks: “Quack or treat!”
More Halloween Goodies
Insomni-maniac Duck: “I haven’t slept for 10 days…because that would be too long!”
The Pumpkin Pie Predicament
Zippy (striped duck): “Hey Glenda (witch duck), wanna share some pumpkin pie before we go out trick or treating?” Glenda: “Oh no, not now….Not in front of Duck-O-Lantern!” Duck-O-Lantern (pumpkin duck): “Hey guys, what’s up? What are you up to over there?”
Quack-O-Lantern
Cheese Duck: “Hello, Mr. Jack-O-Lantern.” Jack-O-Lantern: “Hello, duck. Who’s this cat-duck who is staring me down?” Cheese Duck: “Oh, that’s my new friend….his name is Carver.” Carver: “Meow, quack.” Jack-O-Lantern: “You’ve got to be joking!” Cheese Duck: “No…but I do have a good pumpkin joke. Wanna hear it?” Jack-O-Lantern: “Ok. This better be good.” Cheese…
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