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Monday wisdom from the Sensei

“He who laughs last doesn’t get the joke.”

Octomom

Rubber Duck Parody on Octomom

Filet O Fish

Fish: “Give me back that filet o fishGive me that fishGive me back that filet o fishGive me that fishWhat if it were youHanging up on this wall?If it were you in that sandwichYou wouldn’t be laughing at all!”

“Bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, quaaaaack!”

Here comes Duckie Cottontail…Quackin’ down the bunny trail….Hippity, hoppity, Easter’s on it’s way!

April Fool’s Day Adventures

With temperatures almost reaching 60 degrees today, Cheese Duck decided to go for a nice waddle in the city. Unfortunately a group of prankster devils decided to follow Cheese and play some April Fool’s Day jokes on the clueless duck. Cheese Duck: “Why do I feel like I am being followed…?” Little did the Devils…

Bolonga!

Jim Quackigan: “What’s interesting about bologna is that it’s not only a meat-it’s an insult. ‘You’re full of bologna!’ That kind of implies that bologna makes you lie. I eat bologna all the time….or maybe I don’t. That’s just the bologna talking….Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who’s that for?…

Summer is upon us…..I think.

“Did you bring any sunscreen? I don’t want to roast out here.” My friend Yocheved recently went to Hawaii and brought me back a cute little Hawaiian duck! I named it “Quack Colada.” Not every duckie got to bask in the sun today. For example, some ducks from Wonderduck’s Pond got an unexpected surprise.

How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?

He’s Dublin over with laughter.

Slam “Duck”

Ducky D: “I’ve got more bounce to the ounce. Yeah. That’s for shizzle cuz I’m D to the Ducky Dizzle, my nizzle.”

It’s Nanerpus!

nanerpus

“You can call me Nanerpus, Nanerpus. And guess what? I love Duckies!”