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Tag Archive: Funny Ducks

Senseis Save the Day

HiYa Duck: “I am the sensei!”Kung Pao Duck: “No! I am sensei!” HiYa: “This town is not big enough for the both of us!”Kung Pao: “Then you leave! You just bloated bird full of hot air!”It looks like there may be a karate chop showdown……Cue music of The Good The Bad and The Ugly… And…

Chillin’ on the stoop

M.C. Quacker (on the right): “I’m on a boat motherducker take a look at me, Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea, Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat, You can’t stop me motherducker cause I’m on a boat.” Ducky D. (on the left): “Rhyming is easy fosheezy.”

“Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaa!”

Who is this villainous fowl that comes to Gotham City to create chaos and cause mischief? Stay tuned……..

Duck Adventures the City

With such a nice day, the ducks go down to Soho for some summer fun. Shopping Duck: “What recession? Put it on my American Duckspress.” Street Duck: “This looks like a good place for a stick up. Tagged!” Jazzy Duck: “I’m jazzed about this big cone of soft serve ice cream! It pleases my sweet…

A Day in Central Park

What would summer be without a trip to Central Park. Sometimes you just gotta get out of the city…..well, sort of….But first, a quick stop for some Mister Softee ice cream. GoGo: “Hey! Mister Softee is back after the long winter! You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!” Once inside the park,…

Summer is finally back!

After a long, harsh winter the flock steps out for a breath of fresh…er..uh..city air.Cheese: “Ah, the subway wind beneath my wings again.” Ducks: “To FAO Schwartz!” Manhattan Baby Doll (AKA Hattie for short) chats up some of the locals: “Why did the duck cross the road?….To prove he wasn’t chicken!” Sitting Duck: “Why do…

It’s National Donut Day!

In the wee hours of the morning Chef Duck hears a ruckus in the kitchen…Chef Duck: “What’s all the fuss about, Pastry Chef?”Pastry Chef Duck: “It’s National Donut Day! Gotta make the donuts..gotta make the donuts…gotta make the donuts…”

Duck, Duck, Goose

There is never a dull moment living in NYC…even when running errands. I was in a store just the other day that sells lots of random stuff looking for a bingo game (more about that later) and ended up coming out with this rare find. It’s a card game for little kids called “Duck, Duck,…

Bring in da’ Noise, Bring in da’ Duck.

Today is National Tap Dance Day! Little Bill “Bojangles” Duck has had happy feet all day long. It is celebrated on the birthday of legendary tap pioneer Bill “Bojangles” Robinson who invented a new way to tap, transforming it from a flat-footed dance to a style that pushed the performer to his toes. On his…

The Duck Song

I found a happy little duck song today. It’s an addictive little tune, I tell you.