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Elf Wisdom

Elf ducks

“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.”

Meanwhile, up at the North Pole….

smoking duckies

….back behind Santa’s workshop…. Alabaster Elf: “Making toys is stressful.” Jingle Elf: “Got a light?”

Meanwhile, back down at the South Pole…

Santa: ”Why did you put your bed into the fireplace, Elf?” Elf: “I wanted to sleep like a log.”