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A Duck Walks into a Bar…..

A drunk duck staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. The duck says, “I’m Jesus Christ.” The first priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” So the drunk duck says it to the second priest. The second priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” The drunk duck says, “Look, I can prove it.”…

A Duck Walks Out of a Bar

One night, a cop was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a duck stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat…

“A Duck Walks Into A Bar” Friday!

It’s Friday, and you know what that means! Another “Duck walks into a bar” joke! So, here you go: A Julius Caesar duck walks into a bar. “I’ll have a martinus,” he says. The Bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, “Don’t you mean a ‘martini’?” “Look,” Caesar retorts, “If I wanted a double,…

A Duck Walks Into a Bar

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. After his first sip, he hears a high-pitched voice. “Hey duck! Nice tail feathers!” it says. The duck looks around, doesn’t see anything, and quickly shrugs it off. After a bit, he takes another sip and hears the voice again. “Hey duck! Sweet sombrero! ”…

A Duck Walks into a Bar….

A duck walks into a bar and sits at a table. Tells the waiter, “I’ll have a Bloody Mary and a menu.” When he returns with the drink, the duck asks “Still servin’ breakfast?” When he says Yes, the duck replies, “Then I’ll have two eggs-runny on top and burnt on the bottom, five strips…

A Duck Walks Into A Bar?

An amnesic duck walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “Do I come here often?”

A Duck Walks Into A Bar…

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says to the duck, “Sorry, we don’t serve poultry here.” The duck replies, “That’s okay, I just wanted a drink.”

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for corn. The bartender says “We have no corn, get out of here.” So the duck leaves. The next day he comes back and asks for corn again, and the bartender says “I told you, we don’t have any corn! Get out!” So the duck…

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