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A Quacky Chinese New Year

Chinese New Year duckie

HiYa Duck: “A snake in the grass is worth moving your @ss, little Grasshopper.” Duckling Ling: “What about a snake in the house?” HiYa Duck: “When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length.” Duckling Ling: “Well then, I’ll see you later because there is a giant cobra in…

A Cobra-Duck Walks Into A Bar…

A cobra-duck (who may have been out on the town from the Bronx Zoo) slithers into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” “Why not?” asks the snake. “You can’t hold your liquor.”