Cheese | Duck Show

St. Patrick’s Day is Upon Us!

Cheese Duck: “St. Patty’s Day is but a week away! Gather all yer shamrocks and yer lucky charms and hide all yer gold! And don’t forget to eat yer corned beef and cabbage!”

Cheesy one liners from the Pumpkin Patch….

Cheese Duck entertains the locals in the pumpkin patch whilst waiting for the Great Pumpkin to arrive…….. Cheese: “Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road? Because it had no guts!” Jack-o-lanterns: “haha heehee haha!” Cheese: “What’s yellow and orange and waddles? A duck carrying a pumpkin!” Jack-o-lanterns: “haha heehee haha!”

Cheese Fountain?

Cheese Duck: “Ahhh, summer is almost over. I suppose I shall go for one last swim in the fountain before the swimming hole dries up. If this was my fountain, I would call it the “Cheese Fountain” and it would be filled with nacho cheese. I know, I know, that was ‘cheesy’…..I just can’t help…

The Duck Days of Summer

Cheese Duck: “Aruba, Jamaica, oooh I wanna take ya to Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama .”

Scenes from Duck-efeller Center

Cheese Duck: “Greetings from Duck-efeller Center. This looks like a nice place for a swim.”

Gifts all the way from Vegas from Just Ducky!!

A couple of days ago, it was my birthday. I was planning to go to Vegas and go crazy….meet up with Just Ducky and perhaps even get a rubber duck tattoo whilst getting showgirls and Elvises to hold my ducks….but flights were so expensive this year that I couldn’t make it. Next year….next year Anyway,…

Austroducks Visits NYC

“Why is the smile on Cheese duck positively beaming in this picture?” you might ask. It’s because Cheese is getting a picture taken with the one and only…one of a kind..metallic gold Mozart rubber duck from Austroducks. For those of you who aren’t familiar with the Austroducks line of rubber ducks, Austroducks creates rubber ducks…