It’s Friday, and you know what that means! Another “Duck walks into a bar” joke! So, here you go: A Julius Caesar duck walks into a bar. “I’ll have a martinus,” he says. The Bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, “Don’t you mean a ‘martini’?” “Look,” Caesar retorts, “If I wanted a double,…

An amnesic duck walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “Do I come here often?”