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A Duck Walks into a Bar….

Beauty Bar

A Canadian duck walks into a bar, on the stool next to him is some footwear. The duck says to the bartender, “What’s this – a boot?”

A Duck Walks Into A Watering Hole

Finally! The wait is over! Here is my latest stop motion creation! It is a film noir…..or duck noir in this case….called “A Duck Walks Into A Watering Hole.”

A Duck Walks Into A Bar…

A giraffe duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Do you want a long neck?” The giraffe duck says, “Do I have a choice?”

A Duck Walks Into A Bar….

A duck and a peanut walk into a bar. One wass “a salted.”

A Duck Walks into a Bar….

Shakespeare Duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. “I can’t serve you.” says the bartender. “You’re Bard!”

A Duck Walks into a Bar…

A duck, a rabbi, and Jesus walk into a bar.  The bartender says, “what can I get you guys to drink?” The duck and the rabbi say, “We’ll have a glass of wine.” The bartender gives them each a glass of wine and asks Jesus, “would you also like a glass of wine?.” Jesus replies,…

A Cobra-Duck Walks Into A Bar…

A cobra-duck (who may have been out on the town from the Bronx Zoo) slithers into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” “Why not?” asks the snake. “You can’t hold your liquor.”

A Duck Walks into a Saloon..

It’s “Duck walks into a bar” Friday! Here’s one from the wild west. A  cowduck and a three-legged dog walks into a saloon. They slide up to the bar and the cowduck announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot his paw.” Rubber Duck (to the Pez): “Gesundheit!” …..a little added bonus since it’s April…

A duck walks into a bar…..again…

….because that’s what happens on Duckshow every Friday…. A monkey, a giraffe and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”

A duck walks into a bar…

A duck walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, “You can come in, but don’t start anything!”