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Category Archives: Quackellaneous

Better Gnomes and Gardens


gnome duck

Gnome Duck: “I know St. Patty’s Day is just around the corner….but please don’t confuse us for leprechauns again. We are gnome…..ducks.”

More From the Sensei…


Main Attraction duck

HiYa: “All the world loves a duck.”

 

 

Sensei Says…


AC HiYa

HiYa: “A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single quack.”

Snow Days


ski ducks

Ducks: “Weeeee! Weeeee! Weeeee!”

ski ducks 2

Ducks: “Let’s go ski down the Double “Quack” Diamond trail next!”

The Academy Awards!


Oscars

Today is the Academy Awards Ceremony! I wonder who will win? Will it be Daniel Duck-Lewis? Hugh Quackman? Denzel Waddleton? Steven Spielbird? Ben Aflac? The suspense is making me quackers!

 

Paparazzi: “Over here! Over here, Diva Duck! Over here!”

Stuck Duck


rubber ducks snow

Duckslope: “Is it me or is this snow a little deep?”

Duckee Hill: “I’m stuck.”

Duckslope: “This would never happen in the bath tub.”

 

 

Street Hockey


hockey

Duckey Puck: “Move me, pass me, put me on net- my goal is to be the biscuit in the basket!”

 

Duck Salutation


duck

“Give a man a duck and he’ll quack for a day. Teach him how to waddle and he’ll quack forever.”

 

Duck Toast


Duck toast

Happy Sunday everyone! What’s for brunch today, you ask? Why, duck toast of course!

My Ducky Valentine


And now……the moment you’ve all been waiting for. May I present the latest Duckshow creation…….MY DUCKY VALENTINE….