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Category Archives: Quackellaneous

A “Corny” Autumn Joke


Thanksgiving

What did the scarecrow in the corn field say?

“This is a-maize-ing!”

Quacky November!


Autumn ducks

Tiptoe Through the Gourd Garden


gourd duck

Is there anything more magical than a unicorn duck waddling through a garden of gourds? Didn’t think so ;) Happy November!

Quacky Halloween Eve!


Halloween ducks

Trick or Squeak!


Halloween OTC ducks

Thriller!


Thriller

‘Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas


Nightmare Before Christmas duck

Count Duckula


Count Duckula

Count Duckula: “I want to ‘duck’ your blood!”

Mummy Humor


Mummy duck

What is mummy’s favorite kind of coffee?
De-coffin-ated!

Monster Mash


monster mash ducks

I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash, he did the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
He did the mash, it caught on in a flash
He did the mash, he did the monster mash!