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Category Archives: Quackellaneous

A duck walks into a bakery…


baker duck

A duck walked into a bakery one day and asked for a pork chop.
The baker said, “We aren’t a butcher; we don’t sell meat here.”
So the duck left.
The following day the duck went back and asked again.
This time the Baker said, “No, if you come here again I will nail your feet
to the floor.”
The following day the duck returned and asked, “Have you any nails?”
The baker replied, “No.” And the duck said, “Well, I’ll have two pork chops then.”

Bath time for Skylar the bulldog


bulldog and duckie

Bath time just isn’t bath time without your rubber duckie. Am I right, Skylar White?

The case of the hollow chocolate duck…


Chocolate eating ducks

Sherlock arrives on the scene of the chocolate bunny crime in hopes of ‘quacking’ the case wide open……

Sherlock: “Have you two ducks seen any suspicious activity around here?”

Ducks: “No….er…uh…no, we haven’t….but we’ll keep an ‘eye’ out.”

To Bee or Not to Bee


Bee ducks

I think the answer is obvious ;)

Pinocchio


Pinocchio duck

“I’ve got no strings
To hold me down
To make me fret, or make me frown
I had strings
But now I’m free
There are no strings on me
Hi-ho the me-ri-o
That’s the only way to go
I want the world to know
Nothing ever worries me
Hi-ho the me-ri-o
I’m as quacky as can be
I want the world to know
Nothing ever worries me.”

Sushi Shenanigans


sushi duck

Bee Duck: “I’ll have the California roll…..extra wasabee, please!”

 

Welcome to the sushi jungle.


cheetah duck

Duckshow was fascinated and amazed to stumble upon the rare, elusive cheetah duck….found hiding in the dense growth of pickled ginger bushes and sushi shrubs.

Woosh!


woosh

 

 

April Fools Wisdom


HiYa Duck Sauce

Sensei says: “Birds of a feather flock together…..then crap on your car.”

Have a happy…..not crappy….April Fools Day ;)

 

Peep Show


Peep Show

More fun with Peeps (and ducks, of course).