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Category Archives: Quackellaneous

Chocolate Bunny Goes Hippity Hoppity Through Quack Park

Cartman: “Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!”

Burn Baby, Burn!

Go Speed, Go! Prestissimo Style!

A Cobra-Duck Walks Into A Bar…

A cobra-duck (who may have been out on the town from the Bronx Zoo) slithers into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” “Why not?” asks the snake. “You can’t hold your liquor.”

A Duck Walks into a Saloon..

It’s “Duck walks into a bar” Friday! Here’s one from the wild west.

A  cowduck and a three-legged dog walks into a saloon. They slide up to the bar and the cowduck announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot his paw.”

Rubber Duck (to the Pez): “Gesundheit!”

…..a little added bonus since it’s April Fool’s Day! TGIF!

It’s Aflaaaaaaaac to the Rescue!

Another funny Aflac commercial! Looks like they are looking for a new Aflac voice…..guess I better go practice ;)

It’s the First Day of Spring!

Blue Flower Duck: “Bee-ware the Red Flower….she’s a squirter!”

A duck walks into a bar…..again…

….because that’s what happens on Duckshow every Friday….

A monkey, a giraffe and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”

Mardi Gras Is Upon Us!

Laissez les bons temps rouler! Tomorrow is Mardi Gras!  So-in the spirit of the day celebrated by hurling beads, sucking down frozen hurricanes, and feasting on beignets and king cakes-I thought I would share some New Orleans pics of my own Mardi Gras shenanigans ….with ducks, of course…..

Duck: “Looks like my tail feathers could be in a little trouble!”

Devil Duckette: “Nothin’ goes better with a slice of pizza than a daiquiri!” *wink, wink*

Ragin’ Cajun Duck: *singing in the style of Zydeco*  “1..2..3..4..Don’t mess with my squeak, squeak!”

Cheese Duck: “Where can I find some rubber duck beads around here…and where is all that quacking coming from?!”

Mardi Gras Duckette: “I did it for the beads!”

Cheese Duck: “Rubber duck sticker found in the Big Easy. I’ve heard this duck’s quack is a lot worse than his bite. I don’t believe it. I better keep an eye out for this fowl feathered friend…”

(Potent Bathers is actually a local New Orleans band. Nothing foul about them at all ;)

And last but not least…..

Duck: *waddling with rapid strides* “There’s gators on Bourbon Street!”

Gator: “Rarrrrrrrh!”

A duck walks into a bar…

A duck walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, “You can come in, but don’t start anything!”

Duckie Sheen

With the all the Charlie Sheen hoopla going on in the media, I just couldn’t help myself. Here’s a little parody….with ducks, of course.

Duckie Sheeen: “I’m tired of not thinkin’ I’m bitchin’ and a total duckin’ rock star from Mars!”