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A Cobra-Duck Walks Into A Bar…

A cobra-duck (who may have been out on the town from the Bronx Zoo) slithers into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” “Why not?” asks the snake. “You can’t hold your liquor.”

A Duck Walks into a Saloon..

It’s “Duck walks into a bar” Friday! Here’s one from the wild west.

A  cowduck and a three-legged dog walks into a saloon. They slide up to the bar and the cowduck announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot his paw.”

Rubber Duck (to the Pez): “Gesundheit!”

…..a little added bonus since it’s April Fool’s Day! TGIF!

It’s Aflaaaaaaaac to the Rescue!

Another funny Aflac commercial! Looks like they are looking for a new Aflac voice…..guess I better go practice ;)

It’s the First Day of Spring!

Blue Flower Duck: “Bee-ware the Red Flower….she’s a squirter!”

A duck walks into a bar…..again…

….because that’s what happens on Duckshow every Friday….

A monkey, a giraffe and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”

Mardi Gras Is Upon Us!

Laissez les bons temps rouler! Tomorrow is Mardi Gras!  So-in the spirit of the day celebrated by hurling beads, sucking down frozen hurricanes, and feasting on beignets and king cakes-I thought I would share some New Orleans pics of my own Mardi Gras shenanigans ….with ducks, of course…..

Duck: “Looks like my tail feathers could be in a little trouble!”

Devil Duckette: “Nothin’ goes better with a slice of pizza than a daiquiri!” *wink, wink*

Ragin’ Cajun Duck: *singing in the style of Zydeco*  “1..2..3..4..Don’t mess with my squeak, squeak!”

Cheese Duck: “Where can I find some rubber duck beads around here…and where is all that quacking coming from?!”

Mardi Gras Duckette: “I did it for the beads!”

Cheese Duck: “Rubber duck sticker found in the Big Easy. I’ve heard this duck’s quack is a lot worse than his bite. I don’t believe it. I better keep an eye out for this fowl feathered friend…”

(Potent Bathers is actually a local New Orleans band. Nothing foul about them at all ;)

And last but not least…..

Duck: *waddling with rapid strides* “There’s gators on Bourbon Street!”

Gator: “Rarrrrrrrh!”

A duck walks into a bar…

A duck walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, “You can come in, but don’t start anything!”

Duckie Sheen

With the all the Charlie Sheen hoopla going on in the media, I just couldn’t help myself. Here’s a little parody….with ducks, of course.

Duckie Sheeen: “I’m tired of not thinkin’ I’m bitchin’ and a total duckin’ rock star from Mars!”

Two of a Kind

A friend of mine recently went to Los Angeles and brought me back a unique gift….a Disney Vinylmation figure (in the shape of Mickey Mouse). Disney’s Vinylmation figures are part of the recent decade’s designer toy explosion  (Kidrobot being one of the most popular producers of the designer toys). These collectable designer toy figures are usually created with all sorts of CrAzY designs on them. Some of them are designed by famous artists and designers-and are highly collectable. The Vinylmation figure that my friend gave me was void of any design. It was blank. What was so unique about that? And-what does this have to do with rubber ducks? Let me explain….I would be putting my creative mind to work and painting my own design on this blank Mickey Vinylmation figure-and-I would be doing it to match the design of one of my favorite ducks. Off to work I went on Little Mickey (the name I gave him….he only stands about 2 inches tall, after all ;) )

Here is the “Before” picture. I added a smile and eyes to him in this picture to complete the vision of the picture-but you get the idea.

And now I present to you…..the “After” picture…the design that was inspired by the duck in this picture:

Little Mickey: “I feel flushed!”

And here is another picture of Mickey and an ‘Alice in Wonderland’ duck from my collection:

Rabbit Duck: “We’re late!”

And the award goes to…..

Duckshow’s tribute to the Academy Awards….