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It’s National Donut Day!


In the wee hours of the morning Chef Duck hears a ruckus in the kitchen…

Chef Duck: “What’s all the fuss about, Pastry Chef?”
Pastry Chef Duck: “It’s National Donut Day! Gotta make the donuts..gotta make the donuts…gotta make the donuts…”

Duck, Duck, Goose


There is never a dull moment living in NYC…even when running errands. I was in a store just the other day that sells lots of random stuff looking for a bingo game (more about that later) and ended up coming out with this rare find. It’s a card game for little kids called “Duck, Duck, Goose.” I couldn’t help getting excited about it because of the ducks (imagine that) and the little goose.

“Quack, quack, honk!”

Bring in da’ Noise, Bring in da’ Duck.


Today is National Tap Dance Day! Little Bill “Bojangles” Duck has had happy feet all day long. It is celebrated on the birthday of legendary tap pioneer Bill “Bojangles” Robinson who invented a new way to tap, transforming it from a flat-footed dance to a style that pushed the performer to his toes. On his 61st birthday, he danced down the street of Broadway in NYC! He paved the way for tap legends such as Savion Glover.

Joke: Why do ducks make great tap dancers?

Answer: Because they have “flaps” and “wings” mastered. (flaps and wings are tap dance tricks).

Summer Is Upon Us


Happy Friday! The ducks are gearing up for the summer.

Cheese Duck: “I once saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, “Don’t worry, Dude. I won’t say anything.”

Quacky Birthday


So I decided to drop into the Dublin House (this charming little Irish pub just around the corner from my apartment) for a couple of cocktails. To my surprise the place was packed! I later found out that all those people were celebrating a birthday….and those people brought the party! Woot! I just wanted to wish SCOOTER a quacky belated birthday! I only met him briefly, but he was very cool, indeed!

Duck Satriani: “I’ll have an end piece, please.”

The Duck Song


I found a happy little duck song today. It’s an addictive little tune, I tell you.

The Flock is on Collectors Quest!


This week is rubber duck week on Collector’s Quest! You can see most of my collection (and that’s a lot of ducks) here.

Monday wisdom from the Sensei



“He who laughs last doesn’t get the joke.”

Octomom


Rubber Duck Parody on Octomom

Filet O Fish


Fish: “Give me back that filet o fish
Give me that fish
Give me back that filet o fish
Give me that fish
What if it were you
Hanging up on this wall?
If it were you in that sandwich
You wouldn’t be laughing at all!”