I love stand up comedy almost as much as I love ducks. Mitch Hedberg was one of the greatest comedians of our time (in my opinion). Here’s a little joke of his that always makes me laugh….and it’s about ducks, of course….
Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that…So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said, “I do not care, it is for a duck,” and she said, “oh then it’s free.” I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. So I said, “give me a chicken fajita sub, but don’t worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”