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Quacky Birthday


So I decided to drop into the Dublin House (this charming little Irish pub just around the corner from my apartment) for a couple of cocktails. To my surprise the place was packed! I later found out that all those people were celebrating a birthday….and those people brought the party! Woot! I just wanted to wish SCOOTER a quacky belated birthday! I only met him briefly, but he was very cool, indeed!

Duck Satriani: “I’ll have an end piece, please.”

The Duck Song


I found a happy little duck song today. It’s an addictive little tune, I tell you.

The Flock is on Collectors Quest!


This week is rubber duck week on Collector’s Quest! You can see most of my collection (and that’s a lot of ducks) here.

Monday wisdom from the Sensei



“He who laughs last doesn’t get the joke.”

Octomom


Rubber Duck Parody on Octomom

Filet O Fish


Fish: “Give me back that filet o fish
Give me that fish
Give me back that filet o fish
Give me that fish
What if it were you
Hanging up on this wall?
If it were you in that sandwich
You wouldn’t be laughing at all!”

Baseball season is upon us



Batter up, duck!

Bolonga!


Jim Quackigan: “What’s interesting about bologna is that it’s not only a meat-it’s an insult. ‘You’re full of bologna!’ That kind of implies that bologna makes you lie. I eat bologna all the time….or maybe I don’t. That’s just the bologna talking….Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who’s that for? ‘I like my bologna like a martini..with an olive.’..’I'll have the bologna sandwich..DIRTY!”

I love comedy bits from Jim Gaffigan. His jokes are like a Hot Pocket party in my mouth. Catch his entire stand up tonight at 9pm on Comedy Central.

Summer is upon us…..I think.


“Did you bring any sunscreen? I don’t want to roast out here.”

My friend Yocheved recently went to Hawaii and brought me back a cute little Hawaiian duck! I named it “Quack Colada.”

Not every duckie got to bask in the sun today. For example, some ducks from Wonderduck’s Pond got an unexpected surprise.

“Uh Oh!”