Cupid Duck: “Excuse me, may I use your laptop…..I need to send off some Valentine emails.”
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Elvis: “There’ll be no crying in the chapel today because we got a hunk, a hunk of burning love right here before us, ya’ll. I now pronounce you Drake and Hen. Thank you, thank you very much.”
Cupid gets ready for Valentine’s Day…..as the Vegas wedding drive through is always popular on February 14.
Cupid: “Wedding cakes….check. Flowers….check. Chariot…..check. Now, where the heck is Elvis?”
Today is Super Bowl XLVI. Who will be the champs? Will it be the New York Giants or the New England Patriots? Will Donald Thomas have his ducks in a row? We shall soon find out! Now, grab some nachos and enjoy the game!
Tips Duck: “I didn’t go to college. But if I did, I would have taken all my tests at a restaurant…because the customer is always right.”
I figured since we were already on the subject of football, I’d post a little funny video of the Oregon Duck. Enjoy!
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Oh, give me a home where the zebra ducks roam
Where the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day!
A couple of days ago my friend Ingid saw the LOLDucks parody I created (of LOLcats) and suggested I do another one. She thought it would be funny to make a parody of “Sh#t Girls Say.” “Sh#t Girls Say” is popular trend on the internet (like the LOLCats). So popular in fact, that many others have copied with videos and pictures with such titles as “Sh#t Guys Say,” “Sh#t Baby Mamas Say,” “Sh#t Suburban Moms Say,” “Sh#t Vegans Say,” “Sh#t Sh#t says,”……etc, etc, etc. In the true spirit of Duckshow, I thought it was only fair to represent the rubber duck community with “Sh#t Rubber Ducks Say”…….
Rubber Duck (in Vegas): “What happens in the Vegas bathtub stays in the Vegas bathtub.”
Rubber Duck: “If you drop the soap, I’m not picking it up.”
Rubber Duck: “It appears the swimming hole has dried up.”
Rubber Duck: “Rose petals for moi? Why, thank you.”
I’m amazed at how popular “I can has cheezburger” has become. So popular, in fact, that a dog version was created called “I has a hotdog.” These popular websites take funny cat or dog pictures and put goofy quotes on them. I thought I would do a little parody of these funny websites….with rubber ducks, of course…….