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A Duck Walks Out of a Bar

One night, a cop was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a duck stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, the duck started his engine and began to pull away.

The cop was waiting for him. He stopped the duck, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The duck replied, “Tonight, I’m the Designated Decoy.”


Smile! Summer is here and it’s almost Friday!


NYPDuck: “Respect my authority!”

“A Duck Walks Into A Bar” Friday!

It’s Friday, and you know what that means! Another “Duck walks into a bar” joke! So, here you go:

A Julius Caesar duck walks into a bar. “I’ll have a martinus,” he says. The Bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, “Don’t you mean a ‘martini’?”
“Look,” Caesar retorts, “If I wanted a double, I’d have asked for it!”

Duck Factory

Here is a close look inside a factory that produces rubber ducks.. It looks like those rubber ducks are getting a little shut eye before being shipped off ;) Squeak dreams!

photo by: Freddie Jiang

A Duck Walks Into a Bar

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. After his first sip, he hears a high-pitched voice.

“Hey duck! Nice tail feathers!” it says.

The duck looks around, doesn’t see anything, and quickly shrugs it off. After a bit, he takes another sip and hears the voice again.

“Hey duck! Sweet sombrero! ”

Again, the duck looks around and sees nothing. Baffled by the phantom voice, he calls the bartender over.

“Hey barkeep, what is that high-pitched voice I keep hearing?”

“Oh, those are the peanuts,” replies the bartender. “They’re complimentary.”

Super Beaky, Yow!

I found these funny little videos on the internet made by Wizard of Wit. They are from the “Mouth Organ Karaoke” collection. Get ready to quack up! This one is a parody of “Stayin’ Alive.”

And here another called “Super Beak”…..

And yet another one for all you Grease fans out there:

Quacky weekend everyone!

A Duck Walks into a Bar….

A duck walks into a bar and sits at a table. Tells the waiter, “I’ll have a Bloody Mary and a menu.” When he returns with the drink, the duck asks “Still servin’ breakfast?” When he says Yes, the duck replies, “Then I’ll have two eggs-runny on top and burnt on the bottom, five strips of bacon-well done on one end and still raw on the other, two pieces of burnt toast and a cold cup of coffee.” Indignantly the waiter says, “We don’t serve that kinda stuff in here!” The duck says, “Funny… that’s what I had in here yesterday…”

Not Exactly a Royal Wedding…

In the spirit of the Royal Wedding, I thought I would post a little wedding pic. Since I couldn’t attend the royal wedding I suppose this is the next best thing…A Vegas wedding. Hope they live duckily every after!

Ducky Gaga and Her Little Monsters

Ducky Gaga at the Grammy’s red carpet encased in an egg with prosthetic wings.

Ducky Gaga: “Baby, I was born this way!”

Ducky Gaga: “I’m just trying to change the world, one sequin at a time.”

I couldn’t help but supply little Easter egg humor for everyone….with ducks, of course.