By 2g1c2 girls 1 cup
A cobra-duck (who may have been out on the town from the Bronx Zoo) slithers into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” “Why not?” asks the snake. “You can’t hold your liquor.”
It’s “Duck walks into a bar” Friday! Here’s one from the wild west.
Rubber Duck (to the Pez): “Gesundheit!”
…..a little added bonus since it’s April Fool’s Day! TGIF!
Another funny Aflac commercial! Looks like they are looking for a new Aflac voice…..guess I better go practice
….because that’s what happens on Duckshow every Friday….
A monkey, a giraffe and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”
Laissez les bons temps rouler! Tomorrow is Mardi Gras! So-in the spirit of the day celebrated by hurling beads, sucking down frozen hurricanes, and feasting on beignets and king cakes-I thought I would share some New Orleans pics of my own Mardi Gras shenanigans ….with ducks, of course…..
Duck: “Looks like my tail feathers could be in a little trouble!”
Devil Duckette: “Nothin’ goes better with a slice of pizza than a daiquiri!” *wink, wink*
Ragin’ Cajun Duck: *singing in the style of Zydeco* “1..2..3..4..Don’t mess with my squeak, squeak!”
Cheese Duck: “Where can I find some rubber duck beads around here…and where is all that quacking coming from?!”
Mardi Gras Duckette: “I did it for the beads!”
Cheese Duck: “Rubber duck sticker found in the Big Easy. I’ve heard this duck’s quack is a lot worse than his bite. I don’t believe it. I better keep an eye out for this fowl feathered friend…”
(Potent Bathers is actually a local New Orleans band. Nothing foul about them at all
And last but not least…..
Duck: *waddling with rapid strides* “There’s gators on Bourbon Street!”
A duck walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, “You can come in, but don’t start anything!”
With the all the Charlie Sheen hoopla going on in the media, I just couldn’t help myself. Here’s a little parody….with ducks, of course.
Duckie Sheeen: “I’m tired of not thinkin’ I’m bitchin’ and a total duckin’ rock star from Mars!”