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A Cadbury Comparison

Bunny: “These eggs are both made by Cadbury, but one is clearly larger than the other.”

Cowduck: “You got that right, partner.”

Bunny: “You see…this one is from Australia and that one is from America….but the Australian one is bigger.”

Cowduck: “Everything’s bigger in Texas….but this egg isn’t from Texas….it’s from Australia.”

Bunny: “Perhaps we should compare them by taste…..”

Bunny: “My Cadbury egg is delicious! How’s yours, Cowduck?”

Cowduck: “Nom, nom, nom. I’ll tell you what….this one may be smaller…but it’s still down right tasty.”

Bunny: “Yeah. My Cadbury egg tastes much better than this carrot I’m holding……Say, Cowduck…..does it look bad that we are eating eggs….we are ducks, after all.”

Cowduck: “I wish I knew how to quit you, chocolate.”

A Duck Walks into a Bar…

A duck, a rabbi, and Jesus walk into a bar.  The bartender says, “what can I get you guys to drink?” The duck and the rabbi say, “We’ll have a glass of wine.” The bartender gives them each a glass of wine and asks Jesus, “would you also like a glass of wine?.” Jesus replies, “No, I’ll just have a glass of water.”

….a little holiday humor ;)

I Am The Egg Duck

goo goo g’joob!

Chocolate Bunny Goes Hippity Hoppity Through Quack Park

Cartman: “Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!”

Burn Baby, Burn!

Go Speed, Go! Prestissimo Style!

A Cobra-Duck Walks Into A Bar…

A cobra-duck (who may have been out on the town from the Bronx Zoo) slithers into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” “Why not?” asks the snake. “You can’t hold your liquor.”

A Duck Walks into a Saloon..

It’s “Duck walks into a bar” Friday! Here’s one from the wild west.

A  cowduck and a three-legged dog walks into a saloon. They slide up to the bar and the cowduck announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot his paw.”

Rubber Duck (to the Pez): “Gesundheit!”

…..a little added bonus since it’s April Fool’s Day! TGIF!

It’s Aflaaaaaaaac to the Rescue!

Another funny Aflac commercial! Looks like they are looking for a new Aflac voice…..guess I better go practice ;)

It’s the First Day of Spring!

Blue Flower Duck: “Bee-ware the Red Flower….she’s a squirter!”

A duck walks into a bar…..again…

….because that’s what happens on Duckshow every Friday….

A monkey, a giraffe and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”