Ladies and gentlemen, everything you’ve heard is true. All that has been advertised is here, under this tent. Wonders, curiosities! A plethora of the strange, the weird, the bizarre, the unusual! From jungles untamed to forests enchanted. Astounding mistakes of nature are gathered here for your amusement and edification. What you’re about to see will astound your very senses and harrow yes, harrow your souls. And tonight, for the first time anywhere, the Spectacular Siamese Sisters! So sit back and relax and enjoy the show!