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Not Exactly a Royal Wedding…

In the spirit of the Royal Wedding, I thought I would post a little wedding pic. Since I couldn’t attend the royal wedding I suppose this is the next best thing…A Vegas wedding. Hope they live duckily every after!

Ducky Gaga and Her Little Monsters

Ducky Gaga at the Grammy’s red carpet encased in an egg with prosthetic wings.

Ducky Gaga: “Baby, I was born this way!”

Ducky Gaga: “I’m just trying to change the world, one sequin at a time.”

I couldn’t help but supply little Easter egg humor for everyone….with ducks, of course.

A Cadbury Comparison

Bunny: “These eggs are both made by Cadbury, but one is clearly larger than the other.”

Cowduck: “You got that right, partner.”

Bunny: “You see…this one is from Australia and that one is from America….but the Australian one is bigger.”

Cowduck: “Everything’s bigger in Texas….but this egg isn’t from Texas….it’s from Australia.”

Bunny: “Perhaps we should compare them by taste…..”

Bunny: “My Cadbury egg is delicious! How’s yours, Cowduck?”

Cowduck: “Nom, nom, nom. I’ll tell you what….this one may be smaller…but it’s still down right tasty.”

Bunny: “Yeah. My Cadbury egg tastes much better than this carrot I’m holding……Say, Cowduck…..does it look bad that we are eating eggs….we are ducks, after all.”

Cowduck: “I wish I knew how to quit you, chocolate.”

A Duck Walks into a Bar…

A duck, a rabbi, and Jesus walk into a bar.  The bartender says, “what can I get you guys to drink?” The duck and the rabbi say, “We’ll have a glass of wine.” The bartender gives them each a glass of wine and asks Jesus, “would you also like a glass of wine?.” Jesus replies, “No, I’ll just have a glass of water.”

….a little holiday humor ;)

I Am The Egg Duck

goo goo g’joob!

Chocolate Bunny Goes Hippity Hoppity Through Quack Park

Cartman: “Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!”

Burn Baby, Burn!

Go Speed, Go! Prestissimo Style!

A Cobra-Duck Walks Into A Bar…

A cobra-duck (who may have been out on the town from the Bronx Zoo) slithers into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” “Why not?” asks the snake. “You can’t hold your liquor.”

A Duck Walks into a Saloon..

It’s “Duck walks into a bar” Friday! Here’s one from the wild west.

A  cowduck and a three-legged dog walks into a saloon. They slide up to the bar and the cowduck announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot his paw.”

Rubber Duck (to the Pez): “Gesundheit!”

…..a little added bonus since it’s April Fool’s Day! TGIF!

It’s Aflaaaaaaaac to the Rescue!

Another funny Aflac commercial! Looks like they are looking for a new Aflac voice…..guess I better go practice ;)