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Category Archives: Quackellaneous

Paparazzi Duck in the City


Paparazzi Duck: “The city is my playground.”

Paparazzi Duck is part of the Paparazzi Bud Duck collection. See all of them here on the Bud Product site.

A Duck Walks into a Bar….


Shakespeare Duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. “I can’t serve you.” says the bartender. “You’re Bard!”


Summer Street Fair


Summer in NYC brings on a plethora of street fairs. Vendors sell all sorts of crafts and random items. And of course, there are the food vendors who sell corn on a stick, funnel cakes, fried snack cakes, and all kinds of street meat. Sometimes there are even carnival games. How could a summer go by without walking through one of these street fairs…with ducks, of course!

Bozo the Quacky Clown: “It’s not easy finding parking in NYC….even for a little clown car. Now, I must find something to juggle!”

Popcorn Pete: “Step right up and get your hot buttered popcorn right here!”

Doublemint Ducks: “What’s a two-headed duck gotta do to get a funnel cake around here?”

Who’s Bad?


Micheal Quackson: “Eeee heee, quack!”

A Duck Walks into a Bar…..


A drunk duck staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. The duck says, “I’m Jesus Christ.” The first priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” So the drunk duck says it to the second priest. The second priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” The drunk duck says, “Look, I can prove it.” The duck walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the duck and exclaims, “Jesus Christ, you’re here again?”

Quacky Monday


“Are you going to tell him or should I?”

Reality Check


Sometimes being a rubber duck is not all it’s quacked up to be.

Scotty and the Popo


“We’re looking for a lad with no underpants.”

Stanley Duck


Duckey Puck: “Hockey, anyone?”

Mixed Signs


More HiYa hi-jinks…..

HiYa Duck: “The city tries to play tricks on me. They cannot fool the master!”